Epoch Phail 

So epic that it deserves to be spelled the incorrect way. So much fail that it has to be spelled with a "Ph" instead of an "F". Put the 2 together and you have such and Epicness Fail that the whole universe collapses...

I got AIDS from a blood transfusion. - Epoch Phail

Yo I had a -32 k/d spread in that last Halo match. - Epoch Phail

I'm gay. - Epoch Phail

Epoch Phail by Mr. Epoch Win January 13, 2009

epiccool

An adjective used for describing something that is both epic and cool; you know, like a copy of the Iliad in a refrigerator, our known universe and its temperature, juggling fifteen knives, or a death-defying parkour move.

(1) I can't believe I forgot my copy of the Iliad in the freezer! That's epiccool, literally.

(2) The Hubble 3D IMAX is tot's epiccool.

(3) Kids, I'm about to juggle fifteen knives. Don't try this at home unless you're epiccool.

(4) Did you see that guy who did a triple backflip after running up that wall? Epiccool.

epiccool by xenorm January 6, 2011

epoch failure 

A failure of such great magnitude that it can only be quantified in geologic time.

John: While rolling last night I tried to pull off a flying armbar but I ended up missing it and landing on my head.

Jane: Wow...Epic failure.

John: To make it worse I sharded myself when I hit the ground.

Jane: What?! Epoch Failure!!

epoch failure by Seamuskc July 13, 2018

epoch 

a long period of history, or the offsetting thereof... Good Lord, all of your definitions are so amiss!!!

You are all extremely stupid in your grasping groping for acceptance...

epoch by twiztdkitti December 29, 2003

EpicCringeLord 

a man who is full of glory and victory, only second to a Jewish loving Nazi (pulp_chicken). his awakening began as he fell in love with femboys (men who dress up as women and have no body hair, usually having thick thighs) and now (febuary 2021) confessed his love for women of the black race. he also should thank his second in charge (sam070_) for all the land they got on the minecraft server compasscraft.mc.gg

oh wow EpicCringeLord sure does love black women

EpicCringeLord by compasscraft_enjoyer February 26, 2021

epoch fail 

When entering a date earlier than 1970 results in an error or crash. Coined by xkcd.

"I can't enter any of my Silver Age comics into this database. Epoch fail!"

epoch fail by jgpallack January 11, 2009

Epocity 

N, V, Adj, Prep; The Plural of Epic

Epocity is so epic it is the plural of an adjective, not a noun

Epocity by EPPYS February 24, 2010