| 1. | dyskeratoma | ||
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n. A skin tumor characterized by dyskeratosis. dyskeratosis n. Premature keratinization in cells that are not in the keratinizing surface layer of the skin and keratinization of the corneal epithelium. keratinization n. The process of producing a tough, insoluble protein substance that is the chief structural constituent of hair, nails, horns, and hooves. epithelium n. Membranous tissue composed of one or more layers of cells separated by very little intercellular substance and forming the covering of most internal and external surfaces of the body and its organs. corneal adj. Of or related to the cornea. cornea n. The transparent convex anterior portion of the outer fibrous coat of the eyeball that covers the iris and the pupil and is continuous with the sclera. sclera n. The tough white fibrous outer env... |
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| 2. | ring of fire | ||
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Is an irritation of the ass hole, which may consist of burning and/or cracking of the epithelium itself; may cause bleeding of the hole, and watering of the eyes, and also hemorrhaging in and around the hole itself. This can be caused by acidic fluid making its way through the bowels and exiting in a manner of urgency, or in a squirting/spraying manner. Other contributing factors may include prolonged childbirth, or rough/unlubed anal sex. Symptoms include walking funny, and the inability to wipe after use of the washroom. Therapies for a ring of fire include ointments containing anti-inflammatories, ice, and donut shaped pillows. "I'll never eat Taco Bell again. I won't be able to sit for a week with this ring of fire!"
"If I knew he was into that, I wouldn't have went out with him. Damn this ring of fire hurts!" |
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| 3. | pa-su-e-doe | ||
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Mispronounciation of the word "pseudo". Most commonly heard in science classes. "Hey have you studied about Pseudostratified epithelium?"
"A what? I dont think so" "It is going to be on the est today! Are you serious?" "Yeah what does it mean? Tell me KMK" "meaning said here" "OH!! you mean pa-su-e-doe stratified!" "..." |
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| 4. | cuntsnot | ||
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The mucus produced by the glands of the endocervical epithelium, ensuring an appropriate pH surrounding the cervical os. Not to be confused with vaginal secretions. Dr Smith : As you can see through the speculum Dr Brown, this patient has a considerable mucoid cervical discharge.
Dr Brown : Fucking hell, that's a bucket-fanny if I ever saw one. She's got cuntsnot like treacle. |
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| 5. | ZOOBS | ||
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The word ZOOBS refers to "zebrafish boobs". It describes zebrafish laboratory fish that have been genetically manipulated or transplanted with breast epithelium xenotransplant. Scientists create ZOOBS to study the genetic pathways underlying breast cancer using zebrafish (zebrafish is a great genetic model for science, but they are not mammals and therefore, they do not have boobs).
By extension, FOOBS refers to any fish modified for the same research purposes. The term ZOOBS was initially defined by a bunch of talented young scientists from the Rosenblatt's lab at the Huntsman Cancer Institute in Utah. I just made a new kind of ZOOBS by introducing an Estrogen controlled transgene in a clutch of Casper zebrafish.
I wish my ZOOBS help cure cancer. |
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| 6. | endomesium | ||
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The term for a mammalian uterus created by Marie. The epidermis of a leaf is not called the endomesium.
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| 7. | EHEC | ||
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Enterohaemorrhagic strains of Escherichia coli, usually of the serotype 0157:H7; produces a toxin resembling that produced by Shigella; associated with damage to the epithelium, ischaemia of the bowel, and necrosis of the colon. Apparently responsible for a haemorrhagic form of colitis without fever, which can be very severe, spread primarily by contaminated beef. May also cause microangiopathic haemolytic anaemia, renal failure, and the haemolytic uraemic syndrome.
2011 in germany a great epicdemic of EHEC killed about 100 people - nobody knew how to fight something, that is immune against all known meds. EHEC in RealLife Patch 2011
Ehec Charges you. You are afflicted by toilet. You are afflicted by trots. You are afflicted by pooh. You are afflicted by shitting. You take 100 Damge from HUS. |
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