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A sudden realization of great truth.
Homer Simpson experienced several epiphanies during his time with "boob lady".
1. Bananas are a great source of potassium.
2. Americans will never embrace soccer.
3. More than two shakes and you're playing with it.
Eventually he had another epiphany which led him to save his family.
by John Smith!!!!oneoneone February 02, 2009
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A Major Realization in Life
Daniel had an Epiphany that McDonalds is bad for you
by XAKWALX February 26, 2008
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a smart-sounding word for realizing you've been practically retarded for quite some time.
I wonder if a retard could have an epiphany. Maybe that's mean...
by Flamingo Art April 09, 2010
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1. When you're really stoned and realise something.

2. An epiphany is the sudden realization or comprehension of the (larger) essence or meaning of something.
Andy: Oh shit i've had an epiphany... Elton John's not in the beatles
by Grahamc April 19, 2009
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1. An astoundingly good idea, at least at the time.

2. A designated name for certain individuals of the female sex, most likely not a biproduct of the first definition.
by IntreiguingPeanut April 15, 2013
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The moment during an Ecstasy trip where suddenly all the world makes sense and total harmony with the universe and all people seems possible.

Instantly forgotten once down from the peak.
As Dave looked out over the green fields of the farm he settled back with a grin as his E-piphany came on him.
by Kyza August 31, 2005
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The most gorgeous, amazing, loving girlfriend. You couldn't ask for anyone better and you'll love her more then anything, even life. Cute, hot, beautiful, and adorable only begin to describe her.
by thatonegurrl July 01, 2013
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