Psychogenic epidemics 

And how do we know you aren't conflating psychogenic epidemic with cultural fad for the purpose of perpetuating your own partisan hackery?

Hym "Appeal to authority Jordan. You're appealing to your own authority and vaguely citing studies regarding psychogenic epidemics but that doesn't mean transgenderism IS that."

Jordan "But I'm familiar with a study though! And muh authority! And the asterisk at the end of everythIng I say is literally just a qualifing statement where I just assert that what I'm saying is 'obviously correct' and then sycophants on the internet reinforce it with inane sophistry and gaslight their audiences into believing me!"

Psychogenic epidemics by Hym Iam August 20, 2023

Recess Wedding Epidemics 

Recess Wedding Epidemics are when two popular kids in 2nd - 5th grade have a recess wedding (see recess wedding) and magically, everyone else has one too. Recess wedding epidemics can last from a week to the end of the school year. They usually can't be stopped easily by teachers, but it's possible. When they can't be stopped, it's either because:
1. The same kids (or different ones) who started it had another recess wedding.
2. The other kids look up to their Kid Couple of the Week, and therefore it doesn't stop until the recess relationship stops.
3. Kids have ✨hidden✨ recess weddings and it looks like it stopped for a bit until some dumb kids don't get the memo and suddenly even the bathroom floor germs know about Little Jimmy's recess wedding and it usually stops there.

Kid 1: Hey, did you hear? Jessica and Tommy started a recess wedding epidemic. Man, i hate them.
Kid 2: I dunno, Tommy helped me hold hands with Susie, so we might have a recess wedding.
Kid 1: Not you too! Frick recess wedding epidemics.

Recess Wedding Epidemics by BiodegradableBabies August 29, 2020

Epidermis Party 

Similar to a Skins Party, it is party held by the thousands of people who got rejected to the Skins Party in New York City.

Guy 1: Dude, I waited on this line for 2 hours, watched a girl piss on the street, and we still didn't get in. My toes are frozen.
Guy 2: Fuck this, we're having our own epidermis party.

Epidermis Party by ThePope711 April 21, 2011

Yahoo Answers Swine Epidemic 

Basically everyone in the Health Category who is in a complete panic about getting the Swine Flu.

coolchick35: A mexican man coughed on me today, do i have swine flu?!?

Answerer #1: omggzzz gets to the hispitals nowss.

Answerer #2: Thanks for the 2 points!

Answerer #3: B!tch! my mothers mexican!

Answerer #4: *sigh*Just calm down everyone! Your making it worse by panicking! this must be this yahoo answers swine epidemic again..

(answerer #4 gets 15 thumbs down)

Yahoo Answers Swine Epidemic by pigLoverr April 29, 2009

epidermis 

the outer layer of your skin

bob:hey phill your epidermis is showing

phill:where?!?!

epidermis by amado February 13, 2005

boyfriend epidemic 

When all the pussy in the residence hall is taken by random douchebags who live out of state.

Damn, there are so many hot chicks here. Too bad there is a fucking boyfriend epidemic.

boyfriend epidemic by dlcopperfield September 28, 2009

epidemic

1. (dictionary) Widespread contagion, usually a bacteria or virus, that kills or severly sickens a large number people in a particular geographic area.

2. (American Media) Half-assed drug or dumbass activity that kills a couple suburban white kids, usually in the Baltimore area for some reason.

1. The SARS epidemic of 2003 killed hundreds and hospitalized thousands in China and Toronto.

2. Stone Phillips reporting on the highway surfing epidemic... Ashleigh Banfield to follow with an expose on the paint-huffing epidemic.

epidemic by The Evil Steve September 5, 2005