If you ever run into an epicologist the best things to do are:
A) Shake their hand
B) Hug them (Regardless of their sex)
C) Give them more money as they need to become even more epic
How to identify a epicologist:
There is no way to identify a epicologist, for they are to god-like to identify.
Neil Bohr due to one of his quotes
Neo from the Matrix
Stewy from Family Guy
and many others.