a failure so incredibly unbelievable it will go down in fail history right next to the Chia Pet and Pet Rock.
"Hey, what's 2 + 2?"
"5"
"Epic failure."
by LindsayLouFool December 10, 2008
Someone who has any moment when they thought they could be sucessful but they end up failing EPICALLY!!!
Mason my uber epic failure! buddy and me myself and I who are epic failures
by Falloutgirl0916 October 20, 2009
Olivia Calistri
Olivia Calistri performs actions which can be construed as 'epic failures' multiple times daily.
by damn_right_son January 09, 2009
Despite being given a perfect opportunity for success, no matter what you do it ends in total failure. If the same opportunity was given to another person it would have resulted in success, but you only transform things into failure..on a very large scale.
(Dude 1): Man...I'm miserable.. my wife's a gym teacher, I dont have a job, everyone hates me, I've been divorced 3 times, my dog just peed on my leg....
(Dude 2): You're an Epic Failure
by Jack Duvales December 03, 2010
A failure of such proportions that it takes an extra word at the front to fully describe the magnitude of the fail.
Person 1: "I did a backflip off my house onto my trampline and landed it. Then I jumped off the trampoline and broke my ankle"

Person 2: "Epic Failure"
by Laughing @ him October 04, 2009
an expression used to identify failure of the epic kind
Astronaut: "Sir, the pants have landed."
Sir: "OMFG THIS IS EPICFAILURE."
by Pierce The Mighty November 17, 2007
Top 5 reasons why you fail
1. You rolled a BE Lock
2. Your on Coilfang
3. Punctuation
4. Spelling
5. You have horrible comebacks and are retarded.
Your response is a #5. (epic failure)
by Gurubashi October 20, 2007

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