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An epic fail is like the God of all failures. Nothing can fail more then that.
Sara was just sitting on her skateboard, then ended up with road rash.
EPIC FAIL.
by Candy from Slovakia June 09, 2009
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A phrase quite common on the internet used to describe an idiot, weeabo or wapanese.



However, the phrase itself began to 'epically fail' when fourteen year old kids started spouting it at their parents.




Online:
4chanmemesaddict: so then this n00b was like "what's a meme?" and i was like "epic phail lul!"
gaiafaggot4life: LULZ ORLY?

In real life:
Dad: Now James, I want you to clean your room and stop watching those anime lesbian pornos
Little Jimmy: God Dad, you are so epic fail!
by asdfghjklgads January 21, 2009
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to fail in such a way people will ask you how the fuck did you do that or to be obliterated off of a game for doing something stupid that could have been avoided
1)to epic fail in total failing status and to be annihilated from the face of the earth for no apparent reason

2)to be like the titanic and sink your self on a ice berg you could have rammed in to and lived

3) throwing a diamond over the edge of a moving boat

4)ramming a car into the roof when all the spots are taken up by fellow cars
by dark lord wolf July 20, 2009
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A failure so abysmal it is epic in scale.
Hey, what was that other system in the mid-90's Sega made, you know, that one, it had Nights and that Dragoon game.

Oh you mean the Sega Saturn? That thing was Epic Fail.
by chang cow dong May 06, 2008
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(After SP goes 7-8 solid innings, and the bullpen immediately blows a 3-4 run or more lead)

-Fuck this shit, I can't stand another second of this epic fail.
by hugh_jazz May 14, 2010
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Total and utter failure
(failure so big no even light can escape it)
A man who tries to kill him self like this:

He points a gun in his head,
puts a gallow's rope on his neck and puts poison pill in his mouths and then jumps off the cliff...
Then following things happen:
He shots a gun but hits the rope,
the poison pill fails out of his mouths,
he falls into watter and swims to the coast then dies from Hypothermia...
NOTE:(this is example of almost Epic failure:)
by THENAME August 10, 2008
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1.When an attemt at creating an entertainment product fails so badly it incites anger and/or unintentional comedy.

2. When an attempt at comedy on an internet message board is so terrible it incites pity in the reader of sed post.

3. When an attempt to get over as a whacky character on an internet message board completely and utterly fails.

4. An attempt to endorse Fanta and homosexuality at the same time on an internet message board that leads to ridicule
1."TNA iMPACT= EPIC FAIL."

2&3 "Anchor World Order= EPIC FAIL"

4."anchor= EPIC FAIL"
by tildebang January 17, 2008
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