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Not being able to achieve the easiest task imaginable.
Its like someone asking you to do three push ups and you can't do one. -Epic Fail

"David come on man how do you manage to not do one push up, epic fail bro."
by Abdellah February 04, 2012
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The stupidest most pointless word in the English language...well maybe aside from lol....if you use this word someone will hack your head off with a machette.
Girl 1: lol epic fail
Girl 2: you suck
by yourjealousofme September 26, 2011
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To fail at a project so bad that you need to change your major.
You don't want to epic fail this drafting packet.
by Prof.cjohnson September 22, 2011
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This is epic fail.
by stela_star August 03, 2016
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The term used to describe when someone makes a supreme ass of themselves as a result of failing at a reasonably simple task. Because an 'epic fail' is such an immense fail, these people are often labled "Fail Whales."
trying to impress his baby son, a dad blew bubbles in his Pepsi through a straw then without warning it erupted into a fizzy lava shooting out of his snout at 1000 miles an hour. Everyone in the restaraunt laughed including a teen who point at him and said "Epic Fail Dude"! laughing he then added "What a total Fail Whale"
by vid007 February 25, 2011
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My thinking I'd have an epic romance with certain guys only to find out they want to ignore me. EPIC FAIL.
epic fail failure played loser epic powned
by Epic failage March 24, 2011
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