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Getting massacred on March 31, aka Ivy League Decisions Day, and losing in that instant any value one's life may have previously had.
After being waitlisted at Northwestern, I anticipated an epic fail with Penn and Cornell the next week, and my fears were proven correct--rejections at both.
by I. Bluit April 01, 2008
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Windows CE, Windows ME, Windows Vista. DirectX 10
Dude I just upgraded to windows vista!!!!!

Awesome... now you got DirectX 10

Me:Hey wasn't the point of DirectX that it is NOT OS dependent.

Me: EPIC FAIL!
by Tanner R. March 31, 2008
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A an attemp at something that fails so badly that its epic
THAT WAS AN EPIC FAIL!
by Skleeels December 31, 2008
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They were supposed to contend for the Super Bowl. Yea like that's going to happen. Epic Fail
by pacothegreat November 01, 2010
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A copyrighted trademarked saying by a 442 forum member, Guest he likes to call himself.The owner of this phrase is disputable but many believe it could even be the work of mk0825 or even afromanGT.

Meaning failure, jokes and shit, of epic proportions.
AfromanGT- "Im a womaniser"
amfc- "im more of a womaniser than you girlfriend"
AfromanGT- "bullshit, you couldnt lay a cripple"
Guest- "EPIC FAIL!"
by Gaye March 29, 2008
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Fail that works beyond one's own expectations of fail
A play that exemplifies epic fail: "Springtime for Hitler and Germany"
by Sp!kY April 28, 2008
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See Windows ME, Uwe Boll, Tim
One epic fail is the worst OS ever coded, one epic fail is the worst director to ever film, and the biggest epic fail is the worst person to ever live.
by zsta2k7 March 02, 2008
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