Epenus group 

The coolest player in the game "Runescape" Ownage staker, lurer, and pker, and isn't lacking down low.

Epenus group is like the sex.

Epenus group by Bb made me post December 3, 2006

epecus 

innovative and intriguing, thinking outside of the box.

Elon Musk is freaking epecus af.

epecus by Kawasaki 7 August 26, 2017

epenesa 

An awesome girl with a good sense of humour. Pretty as hell and very intelligent. Tall and easily angered,very nice but don't fuck with her. Last but not least, Epenesas are loyal til the end.

Person 1: You're such an Epenesa
Person 2: Thanks!

epenesa by ©opyright June 28, 2014

ePenis

Measure of a mans power and stance on the interweb.

Also commonly used as a form describing ones sexual insecurity.

stfu n00b, *banned*

my epenis just shrank

ePenis by JoshNZ November 16, 2003

epenis

'epenis' means electronic penis. It is a term that can refer to someones conputer skills or a measure of computer equipment / internet connection / technological prowness. It can be used to indicate that someone is l33t or technologically adapt. It can also be used as an insult, to imply that someone is a newbie or that their computer is lacking.

I bought 2 more 200gb hd's, now i have 1 terrabyte of storage, that will increase the size of my epenis.

Your computer doesn't even have a DVDRW, your epenis is as small as a peanut.

epenis by Willuknight July 16, 2008

epenis

Inverse to the size of someones actual real-life popularity. A measure of how popular they are on the internet.

A 'l33t HaXor' will have a awsome computer and can say awsome geek things, and can make fun of newbies, giving him a incredibly large epenis.

In real life the only female genitalia he has/will ever see was when he was born, and does not have any real friends.

This example relates to how popular he is on the internet, but not in real life.

epenis by dumass July 5, 2005

epen0s 

What grows in length when one brags on the internet about his/her car, computer, new gadget, etc.

John: My dual 4ghz Pentium 4s just arrived! As soon as UPS delivers my water cooling system I'm gonna have the fastest computer on the block!

Mark: What were you saying? I was busy having sex and not worrying about my epen0s.

epen0s by LilJonWask September 6, 2005