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An epbrodemic is an overwhelming presence of bros in a concentrated area. Originally thought to be an infectious strain of Lacrossis, the epbrodemic virus has spread accross the nation's campuses like the plague. Passed along from male to male through a process known as "icing," the virus causes several symptoms in the infected:
-wearing of wide, flat brimmed baseball caps from teams they don't really give a shit about -absorbing large amounts of liquid protein after aggresively lifting a barbell, twice. -Lack of sleeves. -Getting drunk off of shitty beer. -Hitting on "bitches." -General douche-ness. "All of the hipsters were wiped out in the epbrodemic"
"I cannot refill my solo cup at the keg due to the line caused by the epbrodemic" |
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