|1.||George w. bush|
To do the impossible, usually derogatory in connotation.
Originates from historical context: George W. Bush gained political power through illegal manipulation of the voting system, passed numerous laws under false descriptions (ie "Clear Skies Act", "Healthy Forrest Act", "The Patriot Act"), Plunged an economically healthy country into a deep recession, cut taxes for the rich, destroyed the hope of national health care and social security, starved public education, instigated a foreign policy of pre-emptive attack without proof or any international approval necessary, ignored the kyoto agreement and nuclear non-proliferation treaties, began reproduction of nuclear arms, covered up global warming sections in the EPA annual report, and destroyed all faith I once had in our country being a progressive and positve example for the future. Now I'm just plain embarassed.
He fell off of a Segway. Dubya!
(n) Any of the ubiquitous, huge, outrageously obnoxious soft drink containers sold in convenience stores. They get larger each year and before long, some nut will weld a crash-bar to a 55 gallon drum, walk into a Kum-n-Go and expect a 59 cent refill. The bladder buster has gotten so large that no vehicle's cup holder can hold them. When you urinate after drinking one, the fire department's hazmat team is summoned and the EPA files an incident report.
Damn, Frank filled his bladder buster at the truck stop and then we had to stop every 20 minutes of the trip so he could squirt the dirt.
Exclamation often heard in Colombia, Venezuela, and some other parts of Latin America; especially in music (Cumbia and Vallenato). Means something like "woohoo!".. an exclamation of delight.
"Juepa Je!! Viva Colombia!!"
In Palo Alto, we do it hardcore. The East Meadow gang doesn't fuck around wit nobody. They can often be seen at Walgreens, trying on bras, buying condoms and being pushed around in shopping carts. When I see the former JLS crew, I hide in the nearest shrubbery.more...
One thing important about Palo Alto was the Jane Lathrop Stanford Middle School graffiti epidemic. For almost a month, there was vandalism every day. It got to the point where someone wrote "JLS- Columbine 2," and the school administrators decided to take action. It was a ridiculous event, because all of the kids who were involved were suspended- even if they didn't write anything. There were three news articles about the event; all were inaccurate to some extent. It was also on the news. The news articles were extreme bullshit.
For example, "One boy was handcuffed on campus and taken into custody, but the other students were not arrested and the boy was later released." This DID NOT happen!
Another example,“'They were nerds, without a doubt,'” the parent said. 'They are pretty regular-looking cast. ... They are not even on the fringes of bad.'" These kids were NOT nerds. They were fuckin badass.
Pipe cleaner figurine men that can be found superglued about everwhere- overpasses, parks, churches, creeks, and schools. Their organizations token phrase is, "Who are these men? And why are they in Palo Alto?" Group leaders have said that anyone is welcome to glue these dandy men throughout town.
The best p...
A person who exceeds the Environmental Protection Agency's(EPA) fuel economy ratings for automobiles.more...
For example, if a Honda Accord has an EPA issued miles per gallon rating of 26 miles per gallon in the city and 33 MPG on the highway, then a hypermiler will manage to get at least 35 MPG in the city and around 43 MPG on the highway.
In order to become a successful hypermiler, one must sacrifice a little bit of speed and time, and perhaps comfort. For example, by not using your air conditioner in the car you can save a good bit of fuel. Also, another way to save gas is to avoid jackrabbit starts and abrupt brakes. Another method is to turn off your car when waiting at a long red-light. Another way is to slow down while climbing up a hill and to get off the gas while going down a hill, or if you have a standard transmission, put it in neutral and even possibly turn it off. There are numerous other ways(including some that may be illegal in your state, such as drafting behind 18-wheelers on the interstate), but perhaps the most simple way is to make sure your car's tires are pumped to at least the recommended psi rating(preferably about 7 or 8 psi more), and to keep your car maintained well.
There are expert hypermilers out there, such as Wayne Gerdes, who have achieved over 100 miles per gallon using hybrid vehicles such as the Honda Insight. He has even achieved the amazing feat of getting 59 miles per gallon with a regul...
|6.||Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome|
(Noun) A contagious disease spread by over zealous males, or in some cases females, being standoffish toolbags. Although not given enough credit and awareness by Congress and the Environmental Protection Agency (EPA), there are many ITS (Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome) pandemics spreading throughout several nations, including the United States, Canada, and France. The only cure to this terrible disease is a good, humiliating slap to the face, or roundhouse kick for those in the footsteps of Chuck Norris, to humble those with the disease. ITS tends to come back and effect people multiple times, so 3 additional slaps-to-the-faces are recommending to suspend ITS for a longer period of time.
John:"Look at Andy, just sitting there playing his guitar while all the girls gaze at him."
Jane:"I think he might have Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome.... You know what to do John. It's for the best."
John: slaps Andy across the face repeatedly until all the girls run away.
John:"I can't stand it when he talks, he's such a tool!"
Jane:"Then go slap him!"
John:"No... I'll roundhouse kick him to the face. It's the most effective way to cure Insufferable Toolbag Syndrome."
A Baconocrat is a Government bureaucrat working in a Baconocracy where a Baconator is the wise and benevolent rules after the Bacon Party succeeds in electing Bacon. in the next bacon will win in a greaseslide! Ask yourself, would you rather have a tea party or a bacon party? VOTE FOR BACON!!!
My buddy used to work for the EPA as a bureaucrat but when the Bacon Party swept to power in a greaseslide and we became a Baconocracy ruled by a Baconator, he became a Baconocrat!