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ennismore 

Nestled in the quiet but bustling kawarthas, this wondrous hamlet is home to bruce, and at least 7 other people (including bruce's sister/wife). It his also home of the epic Sullivan family whose retail prowess has turned the hamlet into the economic capital of not only the Kawarthas, but possibly the entire continent. The people of Ennismore, also known as "Ennismorons" enjoy curling at the Ennismore curling club (also known as the ECC), riding the lochs (aka their cousins), visiting the big city of Peterborough and visiting their favorite spot on Lake Buckhorn "the old agam." Home of the new Kirschworld, Elliot is the 8th and newest Ennismoron. The population of Ennismore triples in the summer when kinderlach from the nearby Toronto, Montreal, etc make the trek up to Moshava (pronounced Mah-shah-vah). Moshava, and its fertile "crops" are kept during the year by the incredible Vince along with his sidekick Caleb, whose catchphrase "Welcome to Moshava, Eh?" Living in a shack on Moshava proper, he built B5 and G3 in the same hour, before going waterskiing on Buckhorn. We wish Vince and his wife Karen continued success in the Future.

Ennismore Facts:
98% of families were already families
2% of Ennismorons have heard Bruce tell his entire life story.
98% Have heard him say it twice
The original 2% tuned out and began listening to "Cat Scratch Fever"
Ennis, Ennis, Ennismore, is the place we all adore.
ennismore by Janet and Rob December 13, 2009
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Extremely bi-polar moods ALWAYS HUNGRY severe anger issues and wants joey urban to gently place his fuck stick inside her.
damn that hoe has got some serious enoism
enoism by enotistic frick May 12, 2018
A transvestite (after the gender-troubled Chevalier d'Eon, 18th-19th century).
In the early 21st century, the exploits of a highly attractive young man who enjoyed dressing as a woman "with these huge boobs" ironically (and unbeknown to him) led to a revival of the term; his name, incidentally, was Eon.
The baseball cap made the Eonist's outfit complete: only a close observer could detect latent hints of femininity beneath its plastic visor.
Eonist by The Dilettante September 3, 2007
Term used to describe an outburst of an individual who is very active minded who blurts out random things he or she finds comical. These are usually stated when a highly active mind quickly changes thought processes to roughly relate the joke to something that is happening at the current moment as is the case of those with Attention Deficit Disorder. These outbursts can be humerous depending on the individual or flat out stupid. Enism's typically are made out in public and often embarrass those who are around the individual.
Friends are currently talking about how the did on an exam.

An attractive girl walks by...

Not having noticed the girl but in his or her own trance (Enism, "I would helicopter the shit out of that girl she's so small)

Friends, "Oh no, he totally just said an Enism"
Enism by TheLuminaryEnigma October 7, 2012
Eon~is Great one who controls energy destiny and power. Masculine a enigma of knowledge and understanding.Known as “The truth””Him” “Great One” “Hue-Man”African fable speaks of Eonis as a Herculean like figure who obtain riches through good deeds and love. Limitless ability in knowledge and wisdom.
Eonis is a great leader

Eonis is a master of his destiny

Eonis is so knowledgeable I wish things came to me so naturally
Eonis by Dr .fulon wilder November 23, 2021

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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