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9.
eon
a super gay kid who is way to pompous of him/herself
omg here eon goes again with one his fake storys about he's an uberiffic god and everyone else is a los4r n00b
by chickenlittle December 14, 2003
 
1.
eon
a long period of time
I haven't seen you in eons.
by Coweater June 01, 2004
 
2.
Eon
A long fucking time
God, that stupid math class lasted an eon.
by stoneangel30 August 26, 2009
 
3.
ages, a long time
not used much now.
i havent seen you for eons.
by nicole chen June 17, 2006
 
4.
eon
*the longest amount of measurable time

*a kick ass song by 311
not an even field to be on
feels like standing still for eons and eons
by jim March 08, 2005
 
5.
Eon
A first world pompous preppy male or female. who follows the crowd, Speaks in text talk, is obsessed with Gucci and consumerism and has no real life experience other than spending daddy's money while being completely oblivious to any real world problem. All in All one of the main things wrong with the world today and a major reason that injustice, capitalism, racism starvation and war still exist in the modern world
Quotes include : (sounding shocked and disgusted) "OMG I like totally had to pay this company called eon for my electricity"

(confused) " Israel and Palestine" is that like a new brand it wont be as good as Gucci

(angry) " OMG I know who Tony Blair is he's the president duh"

(serious) " don't they speak Portuguese in Spain" ?

(Serious) " Omg Apple and Microsoft Don't care about money, they give all their money to starving orphans

(serious) " if Africa's like starving why don't they just move instead of asking for money all the time ffs"

moron first world preppy
by The church of the seven May 25, 2013
 
6.
Eon
The amount of time Hell is measured in.
about 5-6 eons, which will be by the time the earth is no more
whoooo! scary shit man
by Biafra J July 13, 2004
 
7.
EON
Everything or Nothing
Eon Productions is a film production company known for producing the James Bond film series.
by Hal77 May 11, 2013