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Environmentally Friendly Shit 

A shit that requires no toilet paper.
Kid 1: "That was quick"
Kid 2: "I know. It was an Environmentally Friendly Shit"
Kid 1: "That's awesome"

Environmentally Friendly Sex 

True, meaningful sex with 2 partners that don't leave each other after doing it, thus recycling hard earned cash.
Light switch: Save the environment, don't leave me turned on.
Bitch: Don't hog me with that environmentally friendly sex crap.

environmentally challenged

A short person in a tall persons man made environment. Seatbelts, counter-tops, chairs, table heights, ect.
Similar to vertically challenged but without giving power to the self serving actions of the tall.
A pigmy taken from the jungle and placed in a New York landscape.

The change is environmental not vertical.

environmentally bipolar

A condition characterized by frequent changes in mood, ranging from manic optimism to depressed hopelessness, all due to environmental circumstances rather than biochemistry.
β€œThe current economic situation is so complicated and emotionally charged, we have become environmentally bipolar – energized one minute by good news, and despondent the next by bad.”

Environmentally conscientious 

An nonsense phrase that can be used to convince women that you are both smart and caring, implying that your DNA is suitable for procreation.

Note: only works on Caucasian women
Yeh, Baby, I'm very environmentally conscientious, wanna do me?

environmentally responsible

A new Buzz world that is being said now by company's. to make Hippies think that they care about there CO2 output. but in reality it's just a marketing ploy. so that stupid hippies will support them and think that there cars put out less admissions then outer brands.
environmentally responsible

Globe Warming is smaller, and a lot less of a big deal then the Hippies are making it out to be. the earth goes through nature warming cycles did any one take earth science.