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A new word originated at Bristol University which is aimed at any 'posh', pretentious, gap year students that have gone on a spiritual journey of 'enlightenment'. Usually to India, Thialand, a South or Central American country or parts of Africa, basically just any country which might have a degree of poverty. They do this only to return talking about how it has changed their life because they contributed to a good cause when really they really did some of the following:
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1.Went there to have a good time with their parents money especially to smoke/take a wide range of drugs which they may not normally be able to get their hands on so easily. 2.Perhaps have sex with a child prostitute. 3.Purchase a stupid beanie hat and wear it all the time when they do go to University 4.Take home loads of expensive and exotic souvenirs, especially rugs and shisha pipes. 5.If they are a 'Pseudo Chopper' maybe even adopt a Starving child and hide it under their beanie hat for safe keeping. 6.They may become very environmentally conscious to make us all feel bad about ourselves, e.g. use their hand and a bucket of water to wipe their arse rather than toilet roll or only eat organic food. 7.Become a vegetarian and/or vegan and develop dreadlocks due to a lack of showering. 8.May use the word banter for everything and shorten and mutate this for all needs. 9.The girls in this s... |
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| 51. | green guilt | ||
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The feeling that you should do more to help the environment and save the planet.
Green guilt will make you donate money to plant trees to offset your carbon footprint.
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| 52. | Ted Nugent | ||
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a singer/guitarist who was in a band in the late 50s that had a hit with "Journey to the Center of the Mind". He went solo in the mid 70s. He gained a reputation for his wild stage antics and meandering crazy gonzo onstage rants. He has released many albums but the only good solo songs he has made are "Little Miss Dangerous" (used in an episode of Miami Vice) and the radio hit "Cat Scratch Fever". Such a small number of good songs from a 30-year+ career is a mighty sad ratio. In the 90s he was a member of the derivative band Damn Yankees. A gun enthusiast and hunting fan, he's caused controversy by his support of canned hunting and killing animals for no damn good reason. He says that all environmentalists and animal advocates can "kiss his ass". He did his damndest to get out of the draft during the Vietnam War era (1958 - 1975) but now is a cheerleader and armchair warrior, claiming to "support the troops". A complete more...
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| 53. | al Gore | ||
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Served as Vice President under Bubba Clinton from 1993-2001. Let's get one thing straight...this man was NOT elected President of the United States in 2000. Despite winning the popular vote (which, according to the U.S. Constitution does not win the Presidency and has happened twice), he lost the Electoral Vote needed to secure the election. He did NOT win the election! Bush won it fair and square, despite what the ignorant liberals believe.
Now, on to other things. Al Gore is a radical environmentalist, fraud and a liar. He is a puppet of the liberal media to pursuade you into believing that human beings are on the verge of extinction by global warming and that, allegedly, the Earth's poles and Greenland are melting. He wants you to believe the "eroding" of the ozone layer is a result of human behavior. And he wants you to believe that the Earth is on the verge of being destroyed. What a clown this guy is. He should join the circus as Al the Donkey Boy, because he is such a jackass. The liberal media wants you to believe that, because he is an ex-Vice President and a Democrat means he has credibility. What a croc. Oh yeh, he takes credit for bogus crap. He believes he invented the Internet. This guy really gives himself a pat on the back enough. Al Gore is a disgusting liar, fraud, and environmentalist (notice the word mental in it) wacko. He has become mentally disturbed and obese, allegedly due to the depression he has suffered from not being elected President. He should be admitted into a mental institution. Thank God this man wasn't elected. He should disappear from the public eye and not return.
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| 54. | Environmentalism | ||
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A once-noble noble movement that has been hijacked by socialist lunatics. Environmentalists say that capitalism is bad for the environment, conveniently ignoring the fact that wealthy capitalist countries have the best environmental conditions. If capitalism really was harmful to the environment, then the receding Iron Curtain should have revealed a green Eden. Instead we see environmental conditions worse than the West.(How about the Chernobyl diaster?) The biggest threat to the environment is not capitalism or industrial civillization, but environmentalism itself.
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| 55. | global warming | ||
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1- A natural process by which the earth warms up from trapping the heat of the sun within the atmosphere. This process has been occurring for hundreds of millions of years. For more information read a fucking book. 2- A very controversial issue that has been the topic of much debate, media coverage, lies, misinterpretations, and whatever the fuck else you can think of. Essentially the issue is represented by a few groups of people; A) REAL scientists who research this issue using the proper scientific method in order to propose theories, and learn the facts about what is going on. In addition real scientist always have the proper education and experience in the relevant fields. Often bribed, and terrorized into saying things they know aren't true B) The Masters, essentially the group of people who understand that global warming is much more than just an environmental issue but more importantly, a way of promoting their own agendas. The masters exist above the bullshit of the common mans world so it is they that control the planet as a whole. ex. The greatest of the political elites, major corporations, people that run the media etc. C) Environmentalists, this group by far is the most prevalent in the public and the most outspoken, they consist of every arrogant douche bag imaginable who think that they know everything about global warming despite most likely having little to no knowledge (probably just saw An Inconvenient Truth), their sole purpose is to coa... |
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| 56. | Gongaware Disease | ||
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Gongaware Disease
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Common symptoms of Gongaware Disease include the reduction of waste, curbing costly habits, suppressing instant gratification by means of fiscal self-restraint, seeking efficiency, avoiding traps, defying expensive social norms, embracing free (as in gratis) options, using barter, and staying well-informed about local circumstances and both market and product/service realities. Gongaware Disease in the context of certain human interaction systems, is a (genetically influenced) philosophy in which one does not trust, or is deeply wary of "expert" knowledge, often from commercial markets or corporate cultures, claiming to know what is in the best economic, material, or spiritual interests of the individual. There are many different spiritual communities that consider Gongaware Disease a virtue or a spiritual discipline. The Religious Society of Friends and the Puritans are examples of such groups. The basic philosophy behind this is the idea that people ought to save money in order to allocate it to more charitable purposes, such as helping others in need. But, sometimes not. Sometimes just to hide it under the mattress and calling it ‘mine’ is rewarding enough to those afflicted with Gongaware Disease. There are also environmentalists who consider Gongaware Disease to be a virtue through which humans can make use of their ancestral skills as hunter-gatherers, carrying little and needing little, and finding meaning in nature instead of man-mad... |
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