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You lick it. It is shoved in your slot. Weeee, sexual innuendo time! Envelope! Whipped cream! Pipe cleaners!
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An ancient device to keep paper internets safe when transferring information at 3 to 5 bits per hour across the Earth. Steve: I need to send this piece of internets to my friend Unka Mika in Cameroon ASAP! What do I do?
Linda: I have some envelopes in my floor safe with other antiquities. I'll sell you one for 50 bucks. |
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to ejaculate between a woman's asscheeks and hold together until they're stuck shut. After I gave her the envelope her shit got stuck up her asshole, it was hilarious.
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A overly skinny, pale, white female. Most likely a scenester, but exceptions do apply (see Ellen Page). Me: "Man, i got a cellular text message from Rebecca"
Friend: "Oh, is that so? Do you plan on having sexual intercourse with her?" Me: "No sir, that bitch is a total envelope" |
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vagina, opening of the vagina you need to clean your envelope pussy
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A sexual technique where the penis is licked from one end to the other, along the side, with rapid tongue movement similar to licking an envelope. Similar to corn on the cob, but the lips are not pressed to the penis. Before she blew me last night, she did the harmonica, the ice cream cone, and the envelope on my cock
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To cream on a girl's panties, proceeding to have her put them on and become sealed to her Ralph ended a great hook up by giving Nicolette an envelope to enjoy
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