| 22. | Lusty Leapfrog | ||
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Straddle your man (lying on his back) and slowly lower yourself onto his pelvis, sliding his penis inside you as you go. But rather than sitting down in a straddle position, raise yourself up off him in a squatting position. Put your hands on his thighs, stomach, rib cage or upper chest for support. Start by sliding yourself up and down his member by lifting your lower body up and down — a totally different motion than going forward and back like regular woman-on-top. Vary your pace, starting with some fast, teasingly shallow thrusts that touch only the tip of his penis, then move down into deep, slower thrusts that envelop him completely. The fabulous friction you'll create will give you the double bonus of amazing sensations all along the edge of your vaginal opening when you pump shallow and on your G-spot when you pump deep. And if you try leaning backward and resting your hands on his thighs and knees, the sensation will even spread to your clitoris — and the natural arching of your back will open up your body for him to fondle.
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| 23. | Ginger | ||
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Ginger Kids: Children with red hair, light skin, and freckles.We've all seen them - on the playground, at the store, walking on the streets - they creep us out and make us feel sick to our stomachs. I'm talking of course about... ginger kids.Ginger kids are born with a disease which causes very light skin, red hair, and freckles. This disease is called Gingervitus, and it occurs because ginger kids have no souls.Kids who have gingervitus cannot be cured.Because their skin is so light, ginger kids must avoid the sun. Not unlike... vampires.Some people have red hair, but not light skin and freckles. These people are called "daywalkers." Like vampires, the ginger gene is a curse, and unless we work to rid the earth of that curse, the gingers could envelop our lives in blackness for all time. It is time that we all admit to ourselves that gingers are vile and disgusting. In conclusion, I will leave you with this: if you think that the ginger problem is not a serious one, think again. Jamie Snell is a horrid vile ginger.
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| 24. | Fugaku | ||
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Fugaku refers to Fugaku Uchiha, an anime character from the popular anime Naruto. He is the father to both Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha and husband to Mikoto Uchiha. He was the leader of both the Uchiha Clan and the Konoha Police Force.
He was killed during the Uchiha Massacre (perpetrated by his oldest son Itachi on orders from the village) when Sasuke was six and Itachi was thirteen. He was very strict, letting all his fatherly pride envelop Itachi and practically neglecting Sasuke out of disinterest until the end because Itachi was clan heir and prodigy. When Sasuke was younger, he envied his brother for getting all of his father's affection and always wanted Fugaku to say to him, "That's my boy."
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| 25. | zoop | ||
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Has no one definition and can chameleon as any part of speech, however it functions best as a verb. It may be be used in any context at any time positive or negative. It is like the blank spaces on mad libs in that it has the unique ability to let the listener apply whatever they are feeling at any given time. The word is also able to envelop the rest of one's sentence like a warm blanket around you on a cold snowy day. It is like snorting a dash of cocaine before your final exams or eating cinnamon rolls fresh from the oven. It is simply just everything. I need to zoop some money out of the atm.
He zooped her hard after dinner last night. I savagely zooped down my Grand Slam at Denny's this morning. After work we planned on zooping down to San Diego for a zoopin' good time. I wish i could zoop a bit of sleep tonight. Looks like she zoops beer even faster than cum! |
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| 26. | work | ||
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pulling out all the stops from ones' (male OR female) bag of tricks in order to get sex. turning on the charm, hiding all negative and potentially damning behavior, making a fool of oneself purely to 'launch and/or envelop! look at joe work that babe, he hasn't got a clue shes' gay.
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| 27. | autoshadenfreude | ||
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1. Pleasure derived from one's own misfortune. ex1. Man, your girlfriend dumped you over a year ago! You really have to stop all that autoshadenfreude and get back in the game.
ex2. So you got a B- on that calculus midterm? Quit your autoshadenfreude and work harder next time. ex3. Stop listing all the negative personality traits of your tennis partner. Just because she doesn't want to date you, doesn't me you have to envelop yourself in autoschadenfreude. |
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| 28. | Phallify | ||
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(v) Phallify: To envelop an adjacent student's property/book/paper/face/all of the above in crudely drawn male genitalia. 1.
"Sir, can I go to the toilet?" "Of course...why are you taking your book with you?" "Everyone's lurking around me with their pens uncapped" "Ah I see, well, no one likes getting phallified; away with you." 2. "NIGGA JUST GOT PHALLIFIED" 3. Student: "He's gone, and he's left his homework behind." Teacher: "Phallify that shit. NOW." 4. Man #1: "Hahaha that wasteman passed out after three drinks!" Man #2: "Let's rape him!" Man #1: "...Or we could just phallify him?" Bill: "Yeah, fuck it, go on then" |
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