premature ejubulation

Premature ejubulation is a condition in which a person becomes jubilant with anticipation before the actual event actually occurs, then is disappointed when it doesn't.

Well John got me all excited about wonderful new flavor of chocolate ice cream, but the grocery store had none yet. A case of premature ejubulation.

premature ejubulation by bp again September 6, 2012

enturbulate 

Not a real word. Invented and used by Scientologists as if it was, normally providing humorous results.

"Hey man, stop trying to enturbulate us and our religion!"

enturbulate by Lord Xenu December 8, 2007

enuberate 

When you can’t think of a word to describe rejuvenate. You use enuberate.

Ey boys, let’s go enuberate the city.

enuberate by Enuberator September 30, 2021

enturbulate 

To agitate or disturb; to upset, harass.

those scientologists may go alien-berserk on you if you enturbulate them.

enturbulate by girlsdontpoo July 18, 2009

Enturbulate 

Putting a scientologist into a state of panic/confusion. When you say anything that attempts to bring a scientologist (with a small 's') into some contact with reality you are 'enturbulating' them.

'I have become really enturbulated because you insulted my religion'

Enturbulate by St.Hill Escape Club November 25, 2011

nubulate 

To own someone in an online game so much, (usually an MMO or FPS) That your power overshadows that of the victim, downgrading their status to a noob.

"That guy managed to kill me with his knife while i had an M249!"
"Dude, you just got nubulated."

nubulate by Hydro! July 22, 2006

Edupulate 

(Verb) to edupulate means to manipulate people through an education system or educational material

Example 1: Our teachers are constantly trying to edupulate students to get them to believe getting a university degree guarantees their future financial freedom.

2. Don’t try to edupulate me! I know your agenda!

Edupulate by Cyrus - Whisperboy.com January 21, 2023