Enterprise Transformation 

An exercise undertaken by a company shortly before its web address becomes a "link to nowhere."

Six months before shuttering its windows and doors, Zombie Hyena Industry Solutions launched a last-ditch Enterprise Transformation initiative.

Enterprise Transformation by The Whole World Is Watching October 28, 2010

Has entered the chat 

When a topic is presented or being discussed (typically through video) and causes the summoning of a person or people with relation to said topic out of curiosity or interest. It is frequently commented on videos as a joke.

It may be used in different scenarios as well. Its primary purpose is to create a hypothetical awkward and/or funny moment.

The phrase references old time chat rooms with the notice that “____ has entered the chat.”

This joke is parallel to the common phrase: Has left the chat

*Momo Challenge video begins*

“FBI has entered the chat.”
or
“Parent enters the chat.”

Has entered the chat by C. Dardano March 4, 2019

Enterprise Effect 

A phenomenon seen in many sci-fi movies/TV programs by which any damage to a spaceship (regardless of location) is seen as sparks and/or fire in the bridge/command center of said spacecraft. First experiences with the effect were on the bridge of the USS Enterprise, piloted by the illustrious/infamous Captain James T. Kirk of Starfleet Command (hence the name).

Scotty: We've 'ad an 'it on on the most unimportant part of the ship Cap'in. I can' hold her!

Kirk: Oh god, the sparks and/or fire are/is everywhere!!1 We're experienceing one hell of an Enterprise Effect.

Enterprise Effect by SilentS March 20, 2009

enterprise code 

A derogatory term for program code that is ridiculously verbose and difficult to read and edit, characterized by grossly abusing the myriad of features available for a given language when a much simpler and more elegant solution is obvious. Derived from the horrible code that the employees of large, bureaucratic companies write for the sake of busy work and/or tormenting coworkers.

John spent eight hours writing 471 lines of Java enterprise code, importing thirteen libraries and carefully crafting three factory classes to accomplish a task that could just as easily be done with ten lines of Python. A hard day's pay earned.

enterprise code by dontkillalljews February 12, 2013

Enterdrainment 

Any passive form of entertainment that is so incredibly mind numbing that it sucks the intelligence from the listener or viewer; ultimately over time reducing (or limiting) them to a simplistic proto-human mental state, incapable of cognition or rational thought.

Sports, Celebrity gossip, Country music, Talk radio, Call-in shows, Soap operas and Reality TV are considered by many to be enterdrainment.

Enterdrainment by Benjamin M Crowe January 6, 2007

Entered Text Standoff 

An awkward standstill when two people realize they are typing to each other at the same time. They both stop typing to see if the other person responds first.

Jenny and I never finished cybering. I wanted to read her arousing message first but we engaged in an Entered Text Standoff

Entered Text Standoff by SpyderNinja June 18, 2009

Enterprise 

The space vessel ("Starship") which serves as the main setting for the television and movie series Star Trek. Within Star Trek canon there have been 7 "Starships" with that designation: NX-01, NCC-1701 A-E, and the original NCC-1701 ("No bloody A, B, C or D").

Kirk to Picard: "A bit of advice: Don't let them promote you, don't let them retire you, don't let them do anything to take you off the bridge of (the Enterprise)".
- Star Trek Generations

Enterprise by Hudson_22 June 23, 2003