Person at the door: "Who are you here to see?"
Scenester #1: "Enjoy the Fall bitch. They really bring the mosh w00t w00t. I really really heart ETF."
Scenester #2: "Yeah, me too. Me and Wayde are, like, best buddies."
Scenester Girl: "OMG Wayde is sooooo hot!"
Gay Sceneser Boy: "OMG I know!!!!"