English Muffin Ass 

When a woman's pants are so tight you can see every nook and cranny from the cellulite in her ass and resembling the surface of an english muffin.

That girl either needs some new pants or needs to hit the treadmill cause she has some serious english muffin ass right now!

English Muffin Ass by vegas8ball April 6, 2010

english muffin top 

A far more severe muffin top where several folds of fat spills over a women's pants creating various nooks and crannies.

There is enough butter in that girls English muffin top.

english muffin top by ilackabettername August 3, 2012

English muffin 

the act of oral sex performed on a woman while she defecates; a gender-reversal of the blumpkin

I heard Ru-Bear gave her the old English muffin last week. It didn't turn out too well for him.

English muffin by Silent Avenger February 6, 2010

english muffin 

An English girl's pussy

Keira Knightley has a nice English Muffin.

english muffin by Your Mom's Box October 6, 2003

English Muffin Pizza 

Probably one of the greatest foods in existence, extremely easy and quick to make. Toasted English Muffin, tomato sauce, cheese, + toppings. Put under the oven broiler until cheese is beginning to brown. Remove, eat, jizz in your pants, rinse and repeat.

Matt: Yo brb gonna go make some english muffin pizzas, swear man they're SOOOOO good. Loki: Fuck now i'm hungry and the average mexican taco won't satisfy me. Cody: Ayo P;

English Muffin Pizza by Hexing July 24, 2010

Sky the English Muffin 

A sky that stays up too late, particularly in the United Kingdom.

She always saw the Sky the English muffin, whenever she came on vacation.

Sky the English Muffin by _0i May 6, 2019

The Smelly English Muffin

Taking a stick of butter and shoving it in a girls vagine, waiting for the butter to melt and drip on to a piece of bread or preferably an english muffin then feeding it to the girl.

Corey: Hey Sarah wanna go grab a bite to eat
Sarah: No thanks im already full from when Mark gave me the Smelly English Muffin this morning

The Smelly English Muffin by Sashco Mitev October 8, 2008