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8.
A competitive party sport in which a group of young males sit around an English muffin, trying to ejaculate semen onto the muffin before anyone else does. The last to erupt is the loser, and has to eat the glazed muffin.
T-Head: Yo Bry, I heard you lost the English muffin game last night...you still have some cum on your lip.
Bry: Yeah, but the great thing about English muffin is that the loser always wins!
by T-Head May 21, 2008
 
1.
An English girl's pussy
Keira Knightley has a nice English Muffin.
by Your Mom's Box October 06, 2003
 
2.
the act of oral sex performed on a woman while she defecates; a gender-reversal of the blumpkin
I heard Ru-Bear gave her the old English muffin last week. It didn't turn out too well for him.
by Silent Avenger February 06, 2010
 
3.
someone who is a british bastard or just of british accent.

someone who looks like an english muffin
your a gayass englishmuffin.
by Byakuya Kuchiki April 16, 2010
 
4.
English men of slight build. Often wearers of cardigans and smokers of pipe tobacco. A refined gentlemen.
"that bloke you're seein' has more knitted sweaters than bill cosby"..."yeah, he is a real english muffin".
by ednamillion October 02, 2011
 
5.
1. A term for someone from England, taken from the breakfast food that is The English Muffin;

2. Can sometimes be used in a negative way, as in saying a person is soft.
"Are you an English Muffin?"

"Bloody twat's a Muffin."
by Kitty KT February 08, 2006
 
6.
A stuck up, old, english person that corrects your grammer...or really anything they can correct with their nose in the air.
grandson:
I laaahhned good in biohlagy today grandma

british grandma: you leehhned GOOD young mahnn?!?!?

grandson: LEHNED WELL grandmuthah LEHNED WELL!! reeaally, you ah SUCH an ENGLISH MUFFIN!!!
by PANduhPAANTS October 13, 2008
 
7.
A silly British kid who does not understand the American ways.
Tom Gates is an English Muffin
by AHaigh93 September 08, 2010