Mike "Doc" Emrick is the best hockey announcer out there. He currently does play-by-play for the New Jersey Devils, but he also does national NHL coverage for NBC and Versus. His knowledge of the game and its history is second to none. His mastery of the English language is demonstrated when he uses different words such as "paraphernalia" to describe goalie equipment and "pirouette" when a player spins and does a 360. He is called Doc because he has a Ph.D. in communications, and he was inducted into the Hockey Hall of Fame in 2008.
I love listening to Doc Emrick & Chico Resch call Devils games together.
"Langenbrunner delays then fires to Parise, he shoots and scores!"
Niggawild (nig - GUH - wyle) is a verb in the English language meaning 'to act callously and without regard for human life, liberty or law.' It is the fourth and ultimate degree of rowdiness, often leading to arrests or shooting deaths. The Rowdy scale, named for Dr. Franklin P. Rowdy (1762 - 1795 AD, ironically killed by a man who was niggawilding), goes as follows:
* Wild: the mildest degree of rowdiness, usually consisting of harmless camaraderie and jest.
* Buckwild: the second degree of rowdiness, often characterized by exuberant behavior and speech. Sometimes accompanied by a very mild general disrespect of others.
* Asshat crazy: the third degree of rowdiness, often characterized by borderline violent behavior and a hateful attitude. Often accompanied by aggressive speech and inclination to engage in physical altercations.
* Niggawild: the fourth and most severe degree of rowdiness, characterized by behavior seemingly caused by the perpetrator's contempt for law and society and his complete lack of knowledge of anything outside the world of drug dealing and trigger-pulling. Consequences common to niggawilding are death, severe head trauma, alcohol poisoning, fatal stab wounds and local rap music.
Man 1: I'MA SHOOT YO' BITCH FUCKIN' ASS! BREAK YO'SELF, NIGGA! (shots fired)
Man 2: Man 1 is currently niggawilding.
Man 1: (continues firing shots)
The country in central Europe known for tall people, volleyball, vodka and extremely hot chicks. The school system is really hard, so when someone can give you a definition of surface integrals, knows what the capital city of Somalia is, and recognizes Charlemagne on some medieval coins, he is probably polish middle school student. The citizens of Poland drink gallons of alcohol and don't get drunk at all. They use vodka as an energy drink during volleyball games and skijumping. Polish girls are damn hot, and they speak English with strange russian accent, but their grammar and vocabulary is better than native americans'. When polish workers cant finish the task, they call for brothers, cousins and every second friend, and they get it done in 2am in the morning, but thats ok, because they dont charge.
Unfortunately other nations will never understand polish humor, since its based on polish language, which is fucking hard and has been never understood by any non-polish person.
Wojtek: Are you sure its vodka?
Tadeus: Its pure alcohol dude!
Party in Poland