ben englefield 

a filthy skindog, who lies constantly about the size of his penis and anything that makes him sound cool,
his inadequacy makes him seek out and date unusually tall women who have been deflowered by adam price!!

Hey dave,
remember when ben told us that he went to the shops to buy a shirt and the hot chick behind the counter tried to pick him up by saying "didnt we used to go to school together?" and ben said "yeh i think we did....do u remember allan???
"umm yeh i do" the pretty victim said.
"well he is dead" benjamin said.
and then once again through a girls pity he weazeled his tallywacker into a girls ham wallet

that guy is such a lying ben englefield!!!
He has made baby jesus cry more than the whole jewish population!

ben englefield by allan (the fucking) baron October 20, 2008

Englefield Green 

A small human waste disposal unit 40 miles away from London.
If you are a chav or want to take up this exciting new lifestyle of claiming the title "benefit lord" this could become your new home. Plenty of rich snobs to rob along your exhausting commute to the drug dealer. However, if you are a car or house enthusiast, I wouldn't move here as your prize possessions probably won't stay in your hands for a while.

Many scary monsters and super freaks live here. If you like living, run in the opposite direction.

I want to get stabbed, lets go to Englefield Green

Englefield Green by Captain OCD October 12, 2022

Ingleside 

A small unincorporated area in Northern Lake County IL between Fox Lake & Round Lake for those who think they are too good to live in either town.

You live in Ingleside, isn't that between Fox Lake & Round Lake? Yeah, but it's WAY better!

Ingleside by B Lorae July 8, 2011

englesia 

1. the name of an awesome person.
2. mis-spelling of the word church in spanish (iglesia)
3. what you call an awesome person.

1. Person 1: "OMG did you hear about Englesia?! She's an awesome person! She just did a 360 flip off the Empire State Building and landed on Chuck Norris."

2. "Did you go to englesia yet?

3.i love that girl man she's hot she's englesia like she's TOTALLY ENGLESIA SHE"S WOW

englesia by enriquedogface March 28, 2010

Ingleside, Tx 

Home of the most downass stoners in south texas with only the most chronic of ganja.

Stoner 1: "Dude, remember that night we got all fucked up and started throwing seeds in the neighbors yard?!"

Stoner 2: "...Yea..."

Stoner 1: "It's like a foot tall already!!!"

Stoner 2: "hahah, only in Ingleside, Tx..."

Ingleside, Tx by SDMF. March 18, 2011

Englefield 

An extremely drop-dead-gorgeous person.
who is not only incredibly smart, but bright,

atheletic. Can also been known as a whole bottle of crazy.
they are ones to be idolised over.
These girls will make it big.
they are how you say very ching-ton.

OMG well done lad, you landed yourself a Englefield.

oi mate, you see that Englefield over there?

(chat up line)
- You must live in the counrtyside.
cause you're the only EngleFIELD I see around here.

Englefield by Geeeeeedd September 7, 2009

Ingleside, TX 

Home of the Ingleside skate park....and yea, that's about it.

You'll find fake people who feed off of each other's personalities. Basically, you're gonna want to get the fuck out of this small town.

-Hey, have you ever been to Ingleside, TX?
-No, why?
-Don't. It sucks balls.

Ingleside, TX by Sophie Hernandez December 12, 2010