English Man 2: I agree, but...
English Man 1: What?
English Man 2: We did help to discover America.
English Man 1: True, we are assholes. The whole world would be a better place if noone knew America existed.
English Man 2: Actually, George Bush's ancestors came from Somerset, England so maybe it's a good job America was discovered because at least we got rid of him in time.
England physically borders Scotland and Wales. Geographically it is at the northwestern edge of Europe (together with the island that makes up Ireland/Eire).
England is bordered by 2 or 3 countries whose names i forget.
Wow your school is such an england
Random england person: I'm buzzing for you.
We don't all drink tea all day or speak posh, but we also don't all go round starting fights either and talk like a chav but can speak like a civilized person and sort out arguments in a sensible manner.
And if it wasn't for the English, Football wouldn't have been invented neither would Rugby. We are proud of our football team as its our national sport, and who isn't proud of that?
And we also have some of the best actor/actresses and singers in the world at the moment.