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15.
A country that is often said be posh twats that have bad teeth and love tea and cricket.

THIS IS A DAMNABLE LIE.

Multiple cities such as Liverpool are far from being posh. Like, at the other end of the universe far.
However, we contributed greatly to music (i.e. The Beatles). We discovered America. We love sports. We actually know how to take a joke.

Why don't you try living here before you diss it , eh?
"What's England like? Uhh, s'alright... We've got, uh, Nectar Points. They're quite handy. Um... we've got understatement... We're tough on slogans, tough on the causes of slogans... We have strong prevailing south-westerly winds... 52% of our days are overcast, so as a nation we're infused with a wistful melancholy, but we remain a relentlessly chipper population prone to mild eccentricity, binge drinking and casual violence. Breakfast is served 7 til 9."
—Bill Bailey
by CynicalEmoKid April 28, 2011
 
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The country with the totally over rated football team.
Once again LOSING on penalties in germany 2006.They had an easy draw and fell at the first quality hurdle ah well at least they can always talk about 1966
England football team lost again on penalties HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!.ROONEY is a thug and deserved to get sent off.
by Tartan Terror July 01, 2006
 
17.
Named after the Angles/Anglos at the time, which divided up the British Isle into Angle-land, Wessex, and a place for the natives. Neighbor to Wales and Scotland, and part of the United Kingdom. Once one of the greatest empires in the world, it still holds some clout. The capital is London, which is by far the worst place in it, being over crowded, about two degrees hotter than the rest of england. Known for inventing both Ping-pong and football, it was also the first country to use or even think up soap. A beautiful place, though it is, at times, a bit dreary.
It was one of the first nations to give right to former slaves, and has already had a female leader, something the rest of the world seems to completely ignore.
The English are known for being bitterly sarcastic, and are quite critical of everything.
As far as music goes, punk is ours. Many a great composer and singer has come from Angle-land. Andrew Lloyd Webber is from England, as was Shakespeare.
One of the first to reject the Catholic Church, though that was just over divorce issues.
Also known by their enemies, the French, who they will bicker with and insult until someone tries to do the same, in which case they will defend them.
The food is wonderful in England, contrary to popular belief.

The flag of England is the Saint George's Cross.
England is also not to be confused with Britain, or the United Kingdom.
"Just lie back, and think of England." A rather nice song.

Git of any particular ethnicity(Let's say American, though It could be any nationality/ethnicity/race), "Oi. You're from England. Does that mean your related to Simon Cowell/The Queen/Hugh Laurie."
Me, "One, I'm British, as I am half welsh. Two, you're America. Does that mean you are related to George Bush?"
by Alice will Appear July 05, 2010
 
18.
Terribly difficult to some up briefly, so short and sweet:
One of the greatest nations ever.
Has an outstandingly extensive and fascinating history.
Once controlled virtually the whole world.
Has one of the most amazingingly diverse and exciting capitals in the world.
The English have played a significant role in the development of the arts and sciences throughout the globe.
Thanks to the legacy of the British Empire, the English language is now the world's unofficial lingua franca, while English common law is also the foundation of legal systems throughout the English-speaking countries of the world.
England has a long and rich musical history.
England has remained a central figure of literacy excellence throughout the past few centuries, notably Romanticism and Modernists.

Sir Winston Churchill, Isaac Newton, William Shakespeare and Charles Darwin- some of the most outstanding Englishmen.

Royal motto (French): Dieu et mon droit
(Translated: "God and my right")
This royal throne of kings, this sceptred isle,
This earth of majesty, this seat of Mars,
This other Eden, demi-paradise,
This fortress built by Nature for herself
Against infection and the hand of war,
This happy breed of men, this little world,
This precious stone set in the silver sea,
Which serves it in the office of a wall
Or as a moat defensive to a house,
Against the envy of less happier lands,—
This blessed plot, this earth, this realm, this England.
William Shakespeare
Richard II (Act 2, Scene 1)
by Isaac, England June 17, 2006
 
19.
A country that commited the worst crime in the history of man...it discovered America.
English Man 1: I'm so proud to be English, we truely are the best nation on earth.
English Man 2: I agree, but...
English Man 1: What?
English Man 2: We did help to discover America.
English Man 1: True, we are assholes. The whole world would be a better place if noone knew America existed.
English Man 2: Actually, George Bush's ancestors came from Somerset, England so maybe it's a good job America was discovered because at least we got rid of him in time.
by Me1990 December 30, 2007
 
20.
English people are pissed off that American's think they drink tea and say 'spiffing' and shite.

Americans are pissed off becauses English people think they're all fat and stupid.

Yes, if it wasnt for England, America wouldnt be as we know it. Then again, if it wasnt for America, England wouldnt be what it is today either.

Face this fact: The two countries can't survive without eachother. Get over it, get on with your lives. (:

(written by a proud English woman) ;D
England: America has a loaaad of fat people
America: Yeah, but you guys have distgusting teeth
Random Country: Guys! GUYS! Stop fighting! Be united in peaaaaaacee dudes
England: /:
America: |:
England: Yeah. Ok. Hey, America - wanna play some football?
America: What?
England: 'Soccer' /:
America: LOL go on then :L
by EnglandIsStillBetterThanUSAx January 20, 2011
 
21.
A country that gets hated on for either being too good or not good enough. Love you anyway, blighty. xxx
England - best fish and chips in the WORLD!!!
(though we're pretty damn bad at football!)
by DramionePerfected April 07, 2011