One of the best countrys in the world, that everybody hates for some reason.
1) rains, not all the time, just most the time.
2) you dont know what your dentist is saying, because there usually from russia or bloody ukraine.
3) unfortunatly home to the chav.
4) inventors of football
5) England, full of tough people
6) England makes nice cars
7) The place where most AMERICANS orginally come from!
8) The country that started the industrial revoloution.
9) Full of dirty muslims. They hate us yet they come to live in our country, i think they should all fuck of back to their caves.
10) moving on, we have a prick as our goverment, whose name is Gordon Brown. WHO IS SCOTTISH?!
11) BEST FOOD, EVER!
12) BEST MUSIC

i cant be bothered to go on, but i could go on if i wanted to, but im english and arragant so i'll bloody well do what i want.
oh, and before i forget we have the best accents in the world, we dont have those silly gay american accents that are squeaky and just plain retarded.


As you can see, not all good points, but for a small country I think the rest of the world can be pretty harsh to us.
American: Haha you're english you're such a tool
English Person: Hang on a sec, most americans are decendants of England. SO GO FUCK YA SELF YOU SWEATY TWAT!
by -MW-2009- March 05, 2009

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best country ever. full of english people who rock. we have pretty cool accents which no one from ANY other contry can pull off. we drink tea and watch doctor who. BEAT THAT!
i'm proud to be english, don't you know. go ENGLAND!
by tokyotess December 23, 2008

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most amazing country on the face of the planet. also home to my favorite band McFly.
:DD
Zomg! i just got back from england and it was ACE!!!
I love McFly, theyre from england!
by katixstarxgirl July 18, 2008

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A country like any other, with both good and bad people and things.
Sadly it's a country that is subject to rather a lot of racism, as exemplified by most of the posts on this website.
"England stole my country. England enslaved the world. etc. etc."

"No, that was Britain, which includes Scotland and Wales and used to include a few other countries too, and it all happened long before any of us was born".

Get over it.
(vote SNP)
by Mongrel Tom August 18, 2006

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Officially the greatest nation on the face of this Earth. Often attacked by other nations due to its superiority, England is the beacon for pretty much everything great that has happened over the past 1000 years. England owned most of the World not long ago (aided by Scotland and Wales, see arse licks and beg friends) and jealousy from other nations is still rife. Most caucasian Americans are of English descent, and should be damn proud of that fact. The status of England has admittedly recently become a bit of a laughing stock due to grotesque levels of illegal immigration, political correctness, people scared to speak up against left wing twats, and ignorance of greatness.
Ahmed: I'd love to move to England, but I'd really like to see high crime levels, incredible obesity rates, low life expectancy, extremely cold weather, and a language which I couldn't understand if I was there for 50 years, where shall I go?
Egbert: Scotland.

Teacher: Bobby, how do you spell 'perfection'?
Bobby: E-N-G-L-A-N-D
by George Payne April 12, 2008

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The best country in the world =)
England is the best country in the world
by Jeniee October 24, 2007

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Best Country in the world by far. We had a big bastard empire sadly its gone. oh well. The Americans that think we drink tea are tossers watch Snatch or/and Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels thats the accents some of us we're not posh!
American: Oh deary me i seem to have spilt my tea down me fetch Jeeves.
British: Shut FUCK UP YOU TWAT!
American: What?!
British: ENGLAND IS NOT LIKE THAT YOU ARSEHOLE!
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