A great place to have come from and i am certainly proud of my English heritage.
Its the home of REAL football (paul Gazza,gary L and wayne R, rugby (like American football but without pads i.e. not for pussies) and criket (fuckin hell Vaughen u just took Shanes head off, good shot mate).
Also has some class cities, York, Durham, Manchester, London and Newcastle. People drive around it mainly shit cars, mainly in either red cars, or corsas it seems. Gettin an A2 at college (not university) is the equivelent as gettin a PHD in america, those undeducated lot.

Policians are snide and the Conservative party are in power most of the time, except for this recent Labour blip, will soon pass, although i must say Tony isnt an idiot, at least he tries, hes better than Bush, and dont accuse him of taking civil liberties, as u pay for heat magazine with your Tesco card.
The weather sucks, it just does, it gets ludacrisly cold, despite every father aclaiming to their son the warmth on the fine December day.
We do like afternoon tea, and crumpets are very nice, Oxford and Cambridge are full of pricks, i got invited to their meetings, ive not seen evidence of any hot girls yet, if u do, let me know.
And finnaly, the ladies, what can i say, thyre not fat, or broad, or siliconed up like american chicks, they are much hotter in genral, altho there are some real skanks, the US does have the OC in Cali tho, i have been it is teeming with hot grils, and they really do love the british accent.
Hot girl 1: I dont no which i prefer, the US of England
Hot girl 2: I do, i love England, its full of hot guys with more money than Americans, because of compariable exchnage rates, and Oxford is the best uni in the world
Hot girl 1: yeh, but we wudnt be considerd as hot in Engalnd
Hot gilr 2: yeh, there are way more hot girls, so that is true
#kingdom #greatness #power #wealth #queen
by College Student the2nd December 23, 2005
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A member nation of the United Kingdom. It is part of an island nation in western Europe, which invented football (which we have mixed results in) Rugby (same again) and many other handy things.

Together with Scotish enlghtenment (mainly based in Edinburgh) Welsh raw materials, Irish manpower. The English played a huge part in turning Great Britain into the first truly industrialised nation.

It also (again with the aid of the other home nations) formed the largest empire the world had yet seen. Strangely the English attempts at Empire had been successful but not greatly so, while the Scots had failed in panama. When the two combined however things really took off (strange)

The English also proved themselves to be a strong fighting nation both on sea and land and contrary to popular myth were equal to the other home nation regiments. For some reason many seem to believe that a race of people that sailed across the North sea and took over much of the fertile land of Great Britain and then fought virtualy non stop with Europe, should be considered pansies.

The English are now a hugely mixed group, however as they consider and take pride in their mixed basterdised background (creating a better stronger gene pool) this has had no real negative consequences unless a group is clearly segregating themselves (hence the dislike of the muslim veil)

The English relationship with the rest of the U.K. has been tense for many years in the past due mainly to the constant wars between themselves with no clear outcome other than pointless arguements over things that happened in the middle ages.

The main cause for dislike now is not so much cultural differences (as there are none to speak of other than accents)it is more of a dislike based on news reports wanting to create hatred. Football and Rugby matches that are treated like wars (its only a sodding game)and a sense of calling yoursef different for the sake of wanting to be different. This has been fueled by a largely pointless and over nostalgic view of the past in many celtic countries which now believe they can improve themselves by dressing stupidly and speaking languages that are basically defunct. rather like the Italians reverting to Latin on a whim or the English learning Anglo Saxon.
England perform on average on their own. United with the other nations of Britain. THEY ROCK!
#english #scots #irish #welsh #britain
by markwignall1988 October 21, 2006
A brilliant country, from where the following things were introduced to the world: The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, The Who, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, Queen, Black Sabbath, Depeche Mode, Sex Pistols, Coldplay Monty Python, Emily Bronte, Charlotte Bronte, Shakespeare, Ian McKellan, Patrick Stewart, John Lennon, Harry Potter, Elton John, Fawlty Towers, The Office, Blackadder, Oscar Wilde, Jane Austen, John Keats, Lord Byron, Geoffrey Chaucer, William Blake, Charles Dickens, J.R.R. Tolkien, Roald Dahl, Thomas Hardy...
In short, England is the artistic and cultural heart of the world.
"The English language boasts a rich and prominant literary heritage. England has produced a wealth of significant literary figures including William Shakespeare, arguably the most famous in the history of the English language, Daniel Defoe, Jane Austen, Charles Dickens, Virginia Woolf, George Orwell and Harold Pinter. Others, such as J.R.R. Tolkien, Agatha Christie, Enid Blyton and J.K. Rowling have been among the best-selling novelists of the last century. Among the poets, Geoffrey Chaucer, Lord Byron, John Keats, John Milton, Samuel Taylor Coleridge and many others remain read and studied around the world-"-Wikipedia
#music #culture #literature #england #brilliance
by Kimmyliah September 10, 2006
The homeland of numerous talented musicians.
Me love England, England is best
#beatles #blur #my #dying #bride
by WOOOOOOOOT December 11, 2006
The best country in the world and probably the most hated for some reason but we dont drink tea all day and we r not all posh, actually i've never met anyone that talks like 'we' do in american films.
England help france in the war and then they sell really dangerous bombs n stuff to argentinians in the falklands war
#england #not #posh #best #country
by jakew September 14, 2006
England is an alright country, depending on what part of England you're from it's a nice place to live. Many of Englands sterotypes are untrue or are untrue now for example bad teeth I've never met anyone in real life with black teeth and I've lived in England my whole life. I'm not saying England is the best country in the world because I don't think it is but i don't think it's as bad as most of these definitions are making out.
England is a fun place to live you know!!
#england #stereotypes #bad teeth #nice #alright
by Gido&Jessicerr December 31, 2009
The finest place on this earth.

England - Love it or leave it.
England the greatest place on Earth
#england #greatest #english #eng #st. george
by Donside April 09, 2006
A decent place. No more, no less. England varies depending mostly on what city you stay in. Yes, we have a problem with immigration, chavs, an underachieving football team, but we're not full of tea drinkers, with awful teeth/food either.

As the author of #1 stated, we have an unhealthy relationship with the other nations in the U.K, due to things that happened centuries ago, and sports games, but none of us really took off until we combined. My wife is Welsh, and I love her with all my heart.

Simply put, we are just an alright country.
In England, you are sure to have both good and bad experiences.
#english #england #british #uk #scotland #wales
by A person from england January 09, 2010
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