One of the best marketing schemes to get kids to think they'll be focused and hyper, and to get office workers to think it'll make them focused to get through the day. Makes me sick.

I only drink some for the great taste, not to be cool, or act hyper or focused And for anyone who wants to be hyper, i suggest you commit suicide and/or grow a pair.

High school kid: Dude, i just had a sip of this 5 dollar energy drink, im SOOOO HYPER!!! WOOO!!

Human: (Beats the shit out of High school kid)

Human: ...Retard...
by voorheez January 12, 2008
The closest you can come to real drugs... Makes you hella hyper and most taste great. The best ones are Monster and BooKoo.
Damn, i'm tired. Let's go get a Monster XXL energy drink!
by caffeineboy January 14, 2007
a slang term used as an inside joke around parents and our peers to explain what is REALLY contained in the old nuspeed bottle as we chug away...
Nicky: DUDE wanna get messed up off the energy drink tonight???
Mokky: yeah dude lets do it!!!!!!! i love the feeling those energy drinks give me
Mickey:wut are you guys talking about?!?!?!?

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