| 1. | worksop | ||
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Horrid town populated by pikeys and losers.
Town centre unutterably horrid. Teenage parents abound. If Nottinghamshire were to be given an enema, guess where the pipe would be put?
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| 2. | Space Jam | ||
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A malfunctioned Space Dock, in which the donor fecal matter is lodged within the anal and/or vaginal and/or hand made taintal cavity, resulting in an awkward experience for all and an uncomfortable trip to the ass doctor for a routine enema. Stan Podlak: yo what it is MJ
Michael Jordan: fuckin cracka imma fuckin shit in your asshole. Stan Podlak: k Michael Jordan: aw shit sorry bro don't think that's comin out Stan Podlak: nah it's ok i space jammed myself last night in the urethra Michael Jordan: ok gonna play some minor league baseball peace RON PAUL 08 |
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| 3. | Hope Ender | ||
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Considered to be the ultimate means of delivering anal pleasure the Hope Ender starts off with the male partner slightly inserting his penis into the female rectum (just passed the penis head). After this the man lets the woman sit on his hands and stands up with the penis still inside the rectum. After the man is standing straight he must jump up as high as he could, let go of the woman and land on his back side. After this simple process the male penis 'jack hammers' up the female rectum and ends all of her hope of standing again.....ever. Duuuuude I jack hammered that chick mayne!! After that impalement she could'nt even breath! I had to call the ambulance! Thats what I call the Hope Ender mayne!
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| 4. | Slobber Knocker | ||
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Perpetual, swift and powerful thrusting into the vagina by the male from the mounted position of doggy style, hence the name "slobber knocker" That hooker aint ever gonna recover from that! After all it was the slobber knocker
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| 5. | chaplaincy | ||
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The term refers to the act of receiving an explosive phosphate enema and requiring the assistance of a chaplain to administer support through hand holding and holy prayer... amen. crikey where's the godamn chaplaincy team.. our father, who art in heaaaaavennnn... hallowed be thy name, thy kingdom come, wowzers thy will be doneeeeeee..
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