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If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats. 

If you try to hard to portray yourself as a certain person (e.g. being rich) in a dating market and don’t sell yourself as a personality at all. You are going to attract people who are only in for the money.
Abba: Dang! this rich dude got robbed by one of his ONS.
Preach: If you try to attract women with cheese, you‘re gonna end up with rats.
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Guitar Hero endurance 

A measure of one's ability to play extended fast sections in Guitar Hero and Rock Band before before becoming utterly exhausted and not being able to finish the song.
"I can't make it through Raining Blood - I can nail the main section for the first thirty seconds, but then my vision begins to narrow and my lips begin turning blue."

"Dude - sounds like you need to work on your Guitar Hero endurance."
Its Fucking iDubbbz you cunty little shit, kill yourself.
edupes, can i smash?
edupes by w4sedctfyvuhijouiug June 23, 2017

snitches end up in ditches

A saying from Paul Bettany indicating that snitches, that is, people who spoil things will end up in ditches
Interviewer: Does anyone in this bus die in the Next Avengers
Someone: I-
Paul Bettany: SNITCHES END UP IN DITCHES
An idiot or stupid person. An insensitive, ignorant who does stupid thing, and only know to cook noddle
bridget: I'm an enduit who is doing noddles.
enduit by Douchebag66 January 21, 2015

end up on a milk carton 

A threat of bodily harm, or great injury.

To make someone "disappear"
1) If that asshole doesn't leave me alone he will "end up on a milk carton"

2) til this whole mess blows over, I am going to end up on a milk carton