well, a poser is someone who says that they are a punk because they have a cky cd and a ramones shirt, and dont even like the cd, and have never heard a song by the ramones,clash, sex pistols, or real punk music. most have liberty spiked hair or a "fohawk", and listen to Good Charlotte, Simple Plan, and Avril Lavinge, or songs about relationships(and ending them, and how bad it hurts)
dude, im such a punk!!! i got the Good Charlotte Dvd and a sex pistols shirt. dude, im so fuckin cool
|23.||Stupid Bitch Syndrome|
Stupid Bitch Syndrom (SBS) is a mental disorder afflicting young heterosexual females, first diagnosed in late 2000.
Symptoms include acting like a stupid bitch, and an inability to make decisions.
The SBS victim will often have a
string of boyfriends, but will be unable to commit to any of them.
The SBS sufferer prefers to have someone else make up their minds for them, ending up in relationships with
border-line psychotic men.
The infamous real-life "runaway bride" is the perfect example of someone afflicted with SBS.
Katie Holmes joining the religion of Scientology in order to please Tom Cruise is classic SBS.
A 1993 film directed by Jennifer Lynch (David Lynch's daughter) about a top surgeon who is besotted with a beautiful woman who once ditched him. Unable to come to terms with life without her, he tries to convince her that they need each other. She has other ideas, but an horrific accident leaves her at his mercy. The plot is bizarre and perhaps sick at times, ending abruptly and with a twist.
An ambitious and disturbing film that was somewhat poorly executed when translated to the screen. A great movie to watch if you to feel inferior and pathetic about your relationships with women. An even better film if you ever went crazy desparately chasing something that never existed.
Let's watch Boxing Helena...I feel fucking terrible.
A methodical and scientific approach of ending a relationship without the other person knowing. This method attempts to leave the post phase out relationship civil for both parties. If starting from a romantic relationship results often end in a casual friendship that can continue for years. Results vary based on expertise. The phase out is based on the principle that anything can be accomplished gradually. It's related to the old science experiment that a frog thrown into hot water will go into shock but a frog left in a pot that is warmed will be fine.
To accomplish a successful phase out, the phaser (person performing the phase out) must evaluate the relationship with the phasee (person being phased out) and arrive at an appropriately paced schedule. No two phase outs are exactly the same, because all relationships are different, but luckily they all use similar steps. The basic rule is to gradually reduce contact (phone, IM, physical) but not in huge jumps. Over the period of two months almost anyone can be phased out. When it comes to the actual breakup, it will often seem so natural to the phasee that they feel it was their idea.
Are you still with your girlfriend? Actually no, I performed a phase out on her about two months ago. We hung out last week though.
1) An emotionally and socially, but not sexually, involved relationship.
2) Nowadays, often a term for a friendship between a man and a woman which doesn't include a sexual element.
3) A friendship that lasts for as long as it takes for some twats to establish rumours about how the man wants to have off with the woman.
Platonic relationships often don't work because people become hellbent on ending them, on the assumption that they don't work, or because they are just jealous.
Shortened name for the band Death Cab for Cutie. Formed in Bellingham, WA. Currently refer to Seattle, WA as their home. Known for their poppy songs mainly based on love and relationships and the ideas and situations that stem from those topics. Unfortunately Death Cab has been labeled largely as an emo band. While the line can be thin at times, this is not the case at all.
Band members are Christopher Walla (Guitar), Ben Gibbard (Lead Vocals, Writer), Nick Harmer (Bass), and Micheal Schorr (Drums). Albums include You Can Play These Songs with Chords (1997) Something About Airplanes (1999), We Have The Facts And We're Voting Yes (2000), The Photo Album (2001), Transatlanticism (2003), and Plans (2005). EPs include The Forbidden Love EP, Stability EP, Studio X Sessions EP, and The John Byrd EP.
Singles released so far include Stability from the Stability EP. A Movie Script Ending, We Laugh Indoors, and I was a Kaleidoscope from The Photo Album. The New Year, The Sound of Settling, and Title and Registration from Transatlanticism. Soul Meets Body, Crooked Teeth, and I Will Follow You into the Dark from Plans.
Death Cab is a very talented band.
A boy who is perpetually lonely. Lonely Boy cannot survive long periods of time without having a girlfriend or a pseudo-girlfriend. Lonely Boy will flirt with any female that shows interest, whether he is interested or not. Lonely Boy will complain about being lonely, yet he fears commitment and hates making plans. Lonely Boy will reject the labels society has put on relationships (i.e. Boyfriend, Girlfriend), until he finds a female he is particularly interested in, after which he will immediately refer to her as his girlfriend and stay with her for a long time. Ending a relationship is extremely difficult for a Lonely Boy. He will put it off as long as possible, for fear of being alone. He and his girlfriend may break up and get back together multiple times before their inevitable demise. Once alone again, Lonely Boy will put himself down in search of affirmation. He may go as far as to say things such as, “I will be alone forever.” Lonely Boy will do whatever it takes to feel not alone. Lonely Boy uses his loneliness as a way to attract females, and he will often make one feel like she can cure his loneliness through flirtation, sexual activity, or simply friendship. Lonely Boy cannot be cured.
Lisa: Brad keeps telling me how lonely he is, I think he wants to date me.
Sarah: Didn't he just break up with his girlfriend?
Sarah: That Brad. He can't live without a girlfriend. He is a Lonely Boy.