| 1. | rapture bunny | ||
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A dogmatic follower of End-Times or Armageddon Christianity, otherwise known as dispensationalism begun by John Darby in early 1800s England. The Reverend John Hagee is the chief rapture bunny in the U.S.
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| 2. | Zezima | ||
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The single greatest entity ever to have graced the world of Runescape. Zezima is a sexless being, with powers rival to that of a God.
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Similar to Neo towards the end of the matrix trilogy, Zezima can use Its powers of spell casting, archery and close quarters combat in the real world, so great is Its strength of will and command of the elements. Some revere Zezima as a deity, representing all that is good and great. Others as the creator of the Runescape and real worlds. Others envy the ethereal power of Zezima, heralding It as a being of evil, born (if one so great can be born) to bring doom and destruction to all inferior beings |
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| 3. | sda | ||
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abbrev. "Seventh Day Adventists." A bunch of jew-wannabes. They don't say "Saturday," but call it the "Sabbath," and don't do any work between sundown Friday and sundown Saturday. They don't eat pork either or have sex until they're married, and they run around crying about the end times and how everyone treats them 'cause they're different (duh). I have to work this Saturday because my SDA coworker can't come into the office and write code, but he can go mountain climbing because that isn't "work." What a fuck.
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| 4. | Tiny Toon Adventures | ||
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A show, by Steven Spielberg, that was largely popular in the early 90s. TTA featured witty comedy, pop-culture comedy, and wacky hilarity in a Looney Toons fashion. Memorable characters based on the original Looney Toons, and a host of A-List voice actors were amongst the show's lineup.
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Largely regarded as one of the best cartoons to span the 90s next to "Animaniacs", "Ren & Stimpy", and "Freakazoid", it spanned over roughly 100 episodes, and still has a cult following today. The main characters of the show were Babs & Buster Bunny, Plucky Duck, and Hamton Pig. One full-length movie, ending the series on a high note, was released. "Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation" is considered by many to be the end of the series, as the only episodes released after that were specials and reruns. The series is supposed to have a DVD release, according to Warner Home Video. The "Tiny Toon Adventures" theme is by far one of the most popular and memorable TV themes of the 90s. Arch0wl even made a Stepmania file to it, where people can step to the arrows of the song. It tanked, however, because it was made very early when he was extremely inexperienced. There have been numerous versions of the theme available for download on the internet, including versions in Japanese an... |
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| 5. | Jehovah's Witness | ||
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I was exposed to the Jehova's Witness "Truth," when I fell in love with a girl that was a witness. Although, I was raised Catholic, I was willing to investigate Jehovah's Witness doctrine believing it was fundamentally Christian. Therin, much to my shergrin I learned of my terrible misjudgement. Firstly, Jehovah's Witnesses claim almost an elitist stance that they are the only religion and that they take nothing away from the bible nor add anything. Secondly, they claim that the material earthly goal one should strive to attain is to live a life that is as Christlike as possible. (That is not only in study, speech but also in action. However, if one observes the practices of this so called religion from an objective, scholastic point of view, they will soon see JW's for what they are a masochistic and spiritually oppressive cult. I hope my personal experiences and observations will shed some light on what I am conveying. It would help to print the Webster definition of cult to illustrate my point. The girl I fell in love with attended the Eagle Rock, California Jehovah's Witnesss Kingdom Hall and had since she was seven. At eighteen she became pregnant, bore an illegitimate child and received a public reprisal which for layman is a shunning of other members of the congregation. Would not the spirit of Christ inspire said Christians to help this girl emotionally and financially rather than close her out. Even her own family was told to shun her. Now for those of you that do not know JW Kingdom Halls are run by otherwise socially deficient men who oppress the freedoms and voices of women perhaps necessitated by the fact there are alot of beautiful women ussually black or hispanic and really geeky looking guys. Now throughout life young girls are taught that dating, marriage with non-believers (any non JW even if he is a Christian Pastor) or fear public dissfellowship which means the persons personal life is made public and noone in the congregation is allowed to so much as say hello to them. Stron Chrisian compassion huh? These zealots go so far as to put these womens house under surveillance and call at all hours taking away from their freedom. Further, the JW cult ensures for its self preservation by enforcing their will through religion as an all consuming lifestyle by making members attend congregation 6-12 hours a week plus field service. Nontheless girls will be girls and my sexy little JW managed 8 sexual partners in 10 years. Between us I have to sa... more...
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| 6. | mattituck | ||
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Mattituck, a mini town on the east end of long island consisting of mainly middle class to upper middle class white people. Known for the kids partying at beaches for approx. 30 minutes before the cops come, then moving to a local barn. Soccer is like a cult. There's always the same three people in the Suffolk Times newspaper from your high school. you do one 'bad' thing in high school, and people remember it always. You know the first and last name of each member of your approximate 100 people graduating class. You smoke marijuana on a regular basis, or know someone who deals it (or both). you think all the girls from southold suck at sports, are not pretty, and bitchy, but you have at least one friend from there. you say you hate mattituck, but secretly you love it. "what are you doing tonight?"
"i dont know, there's nothing to do in Mattituck" "wanna go to baileys?, and get WASTED!?" |
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| 7. | Rapture Ready | ||
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A death cult forum based on the mythological christian dogma that one day God will send Jesus to whisk them away to heaven. They are homophobic, intolerant, and uneducated. Anything negative said against them is persecuting them and they think its a sign of the end times. Also anything posted on their boards that does not conform to their views will result in your post being deleted and you will be instantly banned forever from the site. I posted about Evolution on Rapture Ready Forums that it is a valid possibility and I was banned from the site forever.
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