| 134. | Noodle queen | ||
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A guy who has long straight black hair and hang out with girls. Asians often eat noodles when it is rainy day. It's traditional. If he has long dark hair he could be noodle queen. He is not exactly feminine acting. He is more awkward and melancholic. He is not feminine acting at all but he has long hair. He hangs out with girls a lot. He could be hiding his malicious thoughts behind women who are not a threat to man's world. He knows that guys love long hairs and won't hurt him only because he has that same trait as cover. As soon as he notice the suspicions are gone, he start to judge others as abusive men and he act like he is ultimate protector. Singers who sing the love songs could have that. He is hiding his desire to dominate but very frustrated and he uses trick that show himself as women behind women so he could look protecting but he is controlling women. Women who like to challenge to man's world could comfort by his fake act supportive. He is actually women hater and very dominating and authoritative so women who grown up and tired of being raised by dominating father could feel something is in there. He hate the world where he is in not because of his circumstances but because of his intention is not working which is huge or bigger than normal. You guys see the noodle queen in campus?
Yeah it's like the end of the world, rain falling from the sky. We need a Noah to build our ship to another school. That's a good idea. Hopefully tomorrow is rain and wipe out all the whiners. God yeah |
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| 135. | Soul Stripper | ||
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1.) The person you date that clings to you constantly and hurts you in the end of the relation ship. 2.) An AC/DC song that was on the Australian "High Voltage" album 1.) Jon: You gotta help me Julie is getting way to close more...
Paul:Alright here's what you gotta- *Julie pops up in surprise* Julie: HI GUYS WHATS UP!!! Paul:*whispers* Oh no. 2.) *LYRICS* well I met her in the garden underneath that old apple tree sitting with a handful of flowers looking as cool as can be we talked away a couple of hours then she laid her hand on my lap oh I thought I got to be dreaming I didn't know I feel in her trap then she made me say things I didn't want to say then she made me play games I didn't want to play she was a soul stripper took my heart she was a soul stripper and tore me apart she started moving nice and easy slowly getting near to my spine killing off each last little feeling everyone she could find and when she had me hollow and naked that's when she put me down pulled out a knife and flashed it before me stuck it in and turned it around then she made me say things I didn't want to say then she made me play games I didn't want to play she was a soul stripper she took my heart was a soul stripper tore me apart soul stripper soul stripper you’re a soul stripper soul stripper soul stripper soul stripper took out my heart and tore it apart you’re a soul stripper soul stripper soul stripper |
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| 136. | tard | ||
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Dumb people that obsessively ship in fanfiction that like to shove their 'cannon' or OTP down everybodies throats. The 'tards' don't like other people in a fandom to like or dislike their parings. They want EVERYONE to love it as much as they do and if you don't you are dumb even though they are the ones that act immaturely over the internet and sometimes in real life among stupid teenaged girls. They enjoy debating, stirring up fights through flaming or anti-FCs. All in all, the 'tards' are very efficient in making people loathe their pairings instead of making them love it. Like Fandom Nazis, these crazy type of shipper likes to round up the nonbelievers, make the fanfic world into a communist society and succesfully smash all non-romantic fandoms by seeing things that don't exist. Most of their 'proof' lies in filler movies or episodes that never showed up in the original manga or books. Add 'tard' to the end of any pairing in any fandom and you'll have a good idea. Ichirukitard, Twitard, Sesskagtard, etc., Nazi Tard shrieks: Hitler supports IchiRuki!
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| 137. | 3rd Engineer | ||
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A slightly evolved Neanderthal capable of using tools fashioned from stone for the purpose of making excessive noise, mess, and headache for the rest of the ship’s crew. Rarely seen outside of their dark cave like engine room due to their lack of social skills and appearance of a drowned bilge rat covered in gunk. Communication skills range from a grunt like sound to a snarky response. When encountered they can be found talking to themselves-because no one else will- or painting each other’s faces with oil.
Without the help of the seasoned sailors in the deck department, engineers would have the ships sailing in large, slow circles days upon end. Thank goodness we have Captains to be responsible for our ships. 3rd Engineer: Look, I broke this so that I can pretend to fix it all day! YES!
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| 138. | infatuationship | ||
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A relationship where you're just in it for the sexual favors or just to show off your girl/guy to your friends. It usually doesn't last long and is filled with arguments and misunderstandings. Can sometimes be linked with douchebags and whores.
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| 139. | Nellie Veitenheimer | ||
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A beautiful girl who is the daughter of the musical god, Apollo. She has dark hair, dark eyes and is the sweetest person you will ever know to exist. She was a competitor on the show The Glee Project in the summer of 2012. Since then, the world has been introduced to the amazingness that is Nellie Veitenheimer. Although she is rather tiny in size, she can sing bigger than everything. Even that creepy neighbor who eats too much down the street. She can sing bigger than elephants. Nellie Veitenheimer is a Ship Queen, and is often put into relationships by her fans with everything; including her cat, a jar of Nutella, her two best friends Blake Jenner and Michael Weisman, and you will probably end up wanting to date her as well. Even if you are a straight girl or gay man, you will find yourself in love. She is a skilled photographer and an amazing songwriter and writer in general. She owns a Tumblr in which she connects with her fans. She also is very weird, but you will also love that. She is the reason why most people hate Ryan Murphy, and why people are cutting their hair now. She has numerous videos on YouTube, showcasing her unique talent. Unlike most girls, Nellie's voice has an unforgettable rasp and jazz-esque feel to it. Nellie Veitenheimer, in short, is perfection. Nellie Veitenheimer's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
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