| 1. | vocal depression | ||
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A state of low faith in ones voice and/or singing abilities. Known to both start and end suddenly in otherwise stable people due to hyper-sensitivity specifically in relation to singing. For example, off-hand comments regarding ones singing ability can either trigger or end vocal depression. Do you wanna record that track today?
Naw, I missed that High B yesterday, and I think I'm in vocal depression. Oh, hey, I heard your CD last night, it was pretty good. Oh my god, really?! I think you just cured my vocal depression. |
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| 2. | Post Christmas Depression (PCD) | ||
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Usually occurring on or after December 26th, when all of the Christmas festivities come to an end and you have nothing to look forward to except for a long, cold, boring ass winter. Tom suffers from Post Christmas Depression (PCD) every year right from the time when he opens his last present on Christmas Morning up until Black Friday of the next year.
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| 3. | Post Mardi Gras Depression | ||
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Post Mardi-Gras Depression, sometimes credited as PMGD, is a hangover-like (pun intended) state which effects all who attend the annual New Orleans tradition. The condition is brought upon by the end of wild partying, the onset of school/work, lack of free plastic, and the actualization that, for most men, they will not see another pair of good knockers until next Mardi Gras.
Symptoms include open weeping, headaches, drowsiness and the realization that your life may, in fact, be worthless. After Hurricane Katrina, many New Orleans citizens committed suicide once the city announced that Mardi Gras may never resume again. Only time can undo these symptoms, as the patient will realize that Mardi-Gras will come again. As time passes, and as Mardi Gras approaches again, euphoria generally ensues. 1. I was going to go to church for Ash Wednesday, but I was so smitten by Post Mardi Gras Depression that I couldnt get out of bed.
2. On his way home from Bourbon Street on Tuesday night, John intentionally ran his car off the Crescent-City Connection, killing himself. Most people believe he did this when he realized that no woman would get drunk enough to sleep with him until next Mardi-Gras. |
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| 4. | Post-Holiday Depression (PHD) | ||
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When one becomes depressed as the fun of the holidays comes to an end and everyone has to return to their boring, everyday lives. Often goes hand-in-hand with christmas tight. Bob: "What is Steve's problem?"
Sue: "I think he has a severe case of Post-Holiday Depression (PHD). I heard him crying when his co-workers in the next cubicle were talking about their holiday vacations. |
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| 5. | post world cup depression | ||
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an illness characterized by not knowing what to do with oneself (or one's vuvuzela) now that the FIFA world cup is over. additional symptoms include glazed eyes, a general feeling of listlessness, loss of appetite, and a tendency to watch terrible television to compensate for the end of the world cup. I caught Tom watching the Tour de France in an effort to fill the void of world cup soccer. He's got post world cup depression real bad.
I tried to funnel with my vuvuzela but it's just not the same anymore. |
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| 6. | Star Wars Depression | ||
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Caused by watching the complete Star Wars saga. After finishing, sufferers are saddened by the fact that they end at six. The only cure is to watch them all again. I just finished watching the Star Wars saga on DVD, and now there isn't anything as cool so I need to watch them again to cure my Star Wars Depression.
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| 7. | End of the Day Depression | ||
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n. - The shitty feeling felt after a long fantastic day out with friends, spouses, family, etc. Usually occurs on the ride home from said fantastic day, or before going to sleep. The party was freakin' sweet, but now I'm feeling some seriously shitty End of the Day Depression.
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