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Enculado 

Spanish slang when you fall over a girl and become to attach to them
Yo that mans sector is enculado
Enculado by Therealxd69;) June 26, 2019
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Enchantment Table 

1. A block in Minecraft where you can enchant sum shit

2. The untold language no one but the gods can speak.

3. A comeback to when someone is speaking a foreign language. Slightly racist tho.
1. Someone: Whoa, I found fortune III on my Enchantment Table! Ill!

2. Someone 2: (on the phone)╎ ᔑᒲ ᓭ⚍!¡ᒷ∷ ⍑𝙹ℸ ̣ , ᔑꖎꖎ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣╎∷ꖎᓭ ᒲ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑ⍊ᒷ ᓭᒷ ̇/ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ᒲᒷ!
Someone 3: Whoa, did you hear that god on his phone?
Someone 4: Yeah man, he be speakin Enchantment Table.

3. Some foreign dude: *speaks Arabic or something*
Someone 3: Sorry, I don't speak Enchantment Table.
Someone 2: Whoa man, that's a bit racist.
Man 1 (Canadian): take a look at that ench eh.
Man 2: what the fuck is an ench.
Ench by canadiansoftball June 1, 2023
The best pornographic movie of 2021.
Released on the same day as Wanksgiving.

Here’s the story: The Vagrigals (which are strippers) live hidden in the mountains of Colombia in a charmed place called the Encunto.
The magic of the Encanto blesses every child in the family with a unique gift except for Mirabel.
However, she became the Vagrigals’ last hope after discovering the magic surrounding the Encunto is in danger of rapists.
Thankfully the rapists get defeated in the end with the help of a loved guy having sex with Mirabel and the Encunto is safe.
Gregory: You Gotta see Encunto, it’s the best movie playing now.
Ben: Ok I’ll watch it.
Encunto by gregben January 25, 2022

cloth encounter 

During moments of extreme stress, fecal excretions can no longer be held within the body, and are thus subject to contact with clothing. Such an event is known as a cloth encounter, and these events can be subdivided into three types based on the consistency of the fecal matter and the nature of the contact. Encounters of the first kind involve mostly dry material, and cause limited staining of the fabric. Those of the second kind involve both wet and dry material, and can be expected to leave a mark that will require dedicated laundering. During encounters of the third kind, contact with the fabric is so sustained that fecal material actually passes through clothing and into the outside environment. For safety reasons, garments subject to an encounter of the third kind should be immediately destroyed.
Dean: "What is that horrible smell?"

Jason: "Sorry about that... I've been turtling that spiced meat sandwich for hours, and I think I just had a cloth encounter of the third kind!"
cloth encounter by terminal2 October 14, 2009

enchanted acorn

The ultimate nut. The girl all the guys want to bang. It is in essence the holy grail of the search for pussy.
Friend 1: Your boy got his nut down in Texas.

Friend 2:Yea well he would fuck anything with two legs so im not surprised
Friend 1: yea your probably right. a far cry from the enchanted acorn most likely
enchanted acorn by king squirrel January 19, 2010