American Exceptionalism

A tool used to keep people satisfied with not knowing how much they are being fucked over.

"America is the greatest nation in the world. It's perfect and nothing needs fixing. It literally can't improve! I already have the best possible lot in life."
--American one lost paycheck away from homelessness

"American Exceptionalism is the best! I can pay my workers poverty wages, and they won't even do anything about it because they don't know any other way of living! Let's make sure things stay that way."
--American Billionaire

American Exceptionalism by PortableBacon March 23, 2019

minimally exceptional 

A euphamism for stupid, said to parents of school-aged children who are likely to sue if their "special little guy" isn't treated like a genius.

Teacher: "Mrs. Johnson, little Billy is minimally exceptional."
Mrs. Johnson: "Oh, how wonderful to hear!"

minimally exceptional by EverGreen February 16, 2012

Inception Fart

When someone farts into another persons butt. The other person mixes the fart around inside them, then farts it back out. It is a fart within a fart.

Sharon: "baby, I want us to move our relationship to the next level...I think we should create something together."
Ben: "I love you Sharon, but I don't think I'm ready for kids yet."
Sharon: "kids!? No! I want us to make an inception fart!"

Inception Fart by Mattybizzle September 19, 2013

Ereption 

An ejaculation occurring while the penis is not erect. This often catches the male off guard and makes a horrible mess

Shit, I didn't see this ereption coming.

Ereption by Prince J Albert March 4, 2008

buttock exception 

The act of excepting or excluding the buttock(s) from legal definitions of battery or criminal sexual conduct.

See, 609.3451 CRIMINAL SEXUAL CONDUCT IN THE FIFTH DEGREE "For purposes of this section, "sexual contact" has the meaning given in section 609.341, subdivision 11, paragraph (a), clauses (i), (iv), and (v), but does not include the intentional touching of the clothing covering the immediate area of the buttocks."

Senator Al Franken is not guilty of criminal sexual conduct when he grabs ass because "the immediate area of the buttocks" is excepted by definition in the relevant criminal statute..you know...the buttock exception. He's just a a dirty old creep.

buttock exception by bird lawyer November 27, 2017

inception vu 

A feeling of having previously experienced a feeling of having previously experienced something - deja vu within deja vu.

I have the strangest feeling I've had the strangest feeling I've had this feeling before - I must be experiencing inception vu!

inception vu by positive hearts September 6, 2011

Inception Horn 

The horn featured in the original score for the Christopher Nolan film Inception, composed by Zack Hemsey. The horn takes the form of a mammoth trombone backed up by heavy percussion (often repeated multiple times for maximum results of 'Inceptionation') that is played at intervals throughout the course of the composed piece of music to create a more than dramatic atmosphere, giving the characters a valiant amount of purpose.

Side effects of frequent exposure to the Inception Horn may include "the dream collapsing", "checking your totem" and everything happening in slow motion.

Leonardo Dicaprio: "This was not part of the plan!"
Joseph Gordon-Levitt: "The dream's collapsing!"
Inception Horn: "BWAAAAOORRRRRRRR."
Member of Audience: "OHHHH BOYYYYYY"

Inception Horn by NoWhay October 20, 2010