An eharmonut is Someone on eharmony who is
broke, has a
crazy ex, annoying kids and a shitty job who is looking for a sucker to drive crazy, support them and continue their
life of craziness. Often appears much fatter and uglier in person than on their profile.
How was your eharmony
date with Karen? Not
good. She was really
fat and annoying and we spent the whole date talking about her ex, her kids special needs, her unemployment claim and her bankruptcy case. She’s an eharmonut.