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Kansas City Earmuffs 

When you bust a load in two barbecue filled condoms and simultaneously smack a chick over her ears right when she wakes up.
Allison went to bed early so I surprised her with some Kansas City Earmuffs in the morning.
Related Words
earmuffs eharmony enormous Enar enara Enardo enaymore enarioch earm earmark

Eharmony Age 

The age in which you give up all hope and sign up for Eharmony.
If I hit 30 and I'm still single, I'm turning to Eharmony...30 is my Eharmony age.
Eharmony Age by KeMa87 December 23, 2011

Enamoured 

ENAMOURED (UK), ENAMORED (US)

adjective after verb FORMAL
1. To be in love with
2. Liking a lot
1.
I cannot stop thinking of Donato because I am enamoured of him.

2.
I have to say I'm not exactly enamoured of this part of the country.
Enamoured by Ezechiel January 31, 2007
Enar is an name and only the coolest people on earth have it.
Person 1: Hello my name is Enar.
Person 2 *dies
Enar by Wala_Wang February 12, 2021

Earmuffs 

Earmuffs:

When you're going down on a woman ( preforming cunnilingus ) and she clamps her thighs on your head covering your ears, cause you're doing such a good job on your prefomance.
I bout to get them earmuffs tonight!
Have you squeezing my head like a Boa Constrictor
Earmuffs by FTMTBEAR March 7, 2017

Eharmonut 

An eharmonut is Someone on eharmony who is broke, has a crazy ex, annoying kids and a shitty job who is looking for a sucker to drive crazy, support them and continue their life of craziness. Often appears much fatter and uglier in person than on their profile.
How was your eharmony date with Karen? Not good. She was really fat and annoying and we spent the whole date talking about her ex, her kids special needs, her unemployment claim and her bankruptcy case. She’s an eharmonut.
Eharmonut by Mrshinnypants June 21, 2020