Educating Gordon Day 

An international holiday where people educate Gordon, a big blue engine who knows everything and shall complain whenever he wants.

"What's this, Educating Gordon Day?"

Educating Gordon Day by Randomdudepersonman June 2, 2021

edubating

Masturbating while learning,(watching the discovery channel, wikipedia, history books, food network(big guys only) medical texts etc.)

Person A: hey you know what I found out last night when I was jackin off? Areola is the medical term for nipple

Person B:huh, I guess that means you were edubating

edubating by dogggyyyssstyle August 10, 2010

emustating 

when you state a fact about an emu

comes from a sweaty geometry teacher from Providence

Man, that crazy sweaty geometry teacher from Providence is emustating

emustating by Donald October 3, 2004

thigh-mulating 

an act that can only be performed while seated, by repeatedly bringing both thighs together as if clapping it but without the knees touching. While fidgeting is commonly driven by anxiety, thigh-mulation is done particularly to stimulate the genital region in a discreet thrusting manner.

In the coffee shop...
Girl 1 : Look at the guy on the next table. Fidgety like that, he must have had 10 espressos. And he's looking at us.

Girl 2 : I don't think so. He's just thigh-mulating himself over you.

thigh-mulating by deepfried.fish February 4, 2010

educating the public 

How the government thinks the youth should be learning but it's really just stuff so we don't ever know what is going on.

"Today we will be discussing how to find x in this really useless skill so we can be educating the public"

educating the public by tgbnqaz123 December 16, 2013

Dog-elating 

The act of getting it on or appearing overly horny for the situation.

After the wide receiver scored a touchdown, his end zone dance was just him dog-elating over the ball!

Dog-elating by BigAl27 January 25, 2019

emoeating 

when you're feeling emotional and just eat till you gain ten pounds

"girl why you emoeating?"
"shutup! I just got dumped!"

emoeating by theeffingweirdo May 11, 2010