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The God damn scariest bird on planet Earth. Scaried the hell out of me when I went on a field trip to the zoo in the 2nd grade. Random Kid: d00d luk at teh emu!!!1!11one!!!1forty-two!!
Me: Holy Shit! Get me otta here! |
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a leet ass bird renowned for stalking japanese tourists in the australian highlands.
Also well known for bitch smacking those emu-wannabe ostriches and amercan tourists that think all australians wrestle crocodiles and have a pet kangaroo. american tourist1:'hahaha, lok at these primitive australian folk with their pet kangaroos and boomerangs. hahaha.'
emu:'fuckin bigidy bam!' at1:' holy shit that damn walking bird just bitch smacked my ass!' |
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Emus...The coolest bird in the world
THe animals that are destined to take over the world someday. EMUS ROCK I saw an Emu at the zoo
It was planning it's attack on humanity |
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One of the best nicknames you can call an emo kid. You: "god, what's your problem emu kid?"
Emo: "It's called emo! Nobody understands! *cry*" |
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a badass ostrich That emu ruffles my feathers.
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1. A large flightless bird that once kicked my arse. True story, happened at Alma Park Zoo in Brisbane, Australia. Very fucking nasty claws. Me: "When i was 7 i got my arse handed to me by a 6 foot tall bird called an emu"
Random: "Thats awesome" Me "What the hell is wrong with you, thats a pretty big bird attacking a pretty small person" (awkward silence) |
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A flightless bird belonging to a bird group called 'Ratites.' It is second tallest (next to the ostrich.) And is native to Australia. I went to the zoo and saw an emu.
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A slang for "emo". Meaning: A rather "large" emo kid that sat on the "O" and broke it...then procided to cry about it. Emu kid: Oh god, my life is horrible and I'm so fat. I think I'll listen to Hawthorn Heights and cut myself in a corner. I should just stop eating and starve myself. *stuffs doughnut in mouth while crying*
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