When added to most any verb, the suffix "ems" puts that verb in to action in place of a longer, less necessary sentence/predicate. Able to be used in the 1st or 3rd person, this suffix typically makes light of a more serious situation, however the particualar usage of this suffix in often left to be interpreted by the listener according to the context of the conversation or mood of the room.
Upon winning the sports bet, Mitchell screams "Payems"; short for "Fantastic, I have won this bet and will be paid". When Tyler is asked if he should go back to the bar and pay the tab that he forgot to pay, Tyler screams out "Fuckems"; short for "Fuck that, I will do it later". Brantley points out the attractive girl at the BBQ restaurant by simply saying "Doems"; short for "I sure would like to do her/sexually intercourse her".
Emergency Medical Service
1. EMT's are a vital part of the EMS structure.
A chat board on the popular Neopets.com website.
Populated by fat, preteen scene kids who insist on complaining how much their life sucks, post pictures of their new fashion mullets (if you find one of them mildly attractive, their picture is probably stolen from someone's myspace), and discuss how awesome the latest From First to Last CD is (adding afterwards that they totally listened to them before it became cool).
Scenester 1: rate my facee, ems?
Scenester 2: omg 1000/10. i love your fob shirt.
Scenester 1: lol ily!
Scenester 1: lets talk about snakes on a plane because its trendy now.
EMS stands for following things:
1. Emergency Medical Service
2. Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan
3. European Mathematical Society, Eastern Mountain Sports, Express Mail Service, Electro Medical Systems
1. EMS is a service in many countries providing acute care and transport to definitive care.
2. Stealing another Mangekyou sharingan from someone else unlocks the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan.
3. EMS is the abbreviation of several services and organizations.
Lyk, I'm a vampire!
My account just got frozen!
Marilon Manson Sucks!
W...P...P... people come here
A chat room ('Neoboard') on Neopets.com, filled with wannabe goths, and scene kids. Most can be seen '*glomp*'ing and saying 'OMG ILU' every post they make, and most consider their friends to be called 'loves'. I don't reccommend even thinking about going there unless you are pretty, the natives at EMS (Evil Things and Monster Sightings) do not like ugly people, even though virtually all of them are ugly themselves.
Although it may seem as if there are only ugly and dumb people here, there are some cool people, i.e. Leslie, Olivia, Jennuh, Julia, Shade, George, Gfrins, Chris, BD, Amber, Shane, etc., even though 5 out of all 12 of those people log on daily or so.
I should warn you about the wannabe homosexuals there, the one ages 13, you know; the ones who want to be bi and/or gay/lesbian just because it's the new trend. Also the emo kids, cutting themselves and listening to MCR when they know in the back of their minds that MCR is lame and is not emo. There's also the japanophiles, the people who use anime emoticons such as ^_^ and :3 every post, and who are in love with every JRock band in existance. If you're looking for hot girls, I'd only consider two or three hot girls there, . . . Jennuh, Gfrins and Amber . . .
All in all, EMS r0XX0rz to some degree.
EMS: Board 17 on Neopets.com, yo.
Evil and Monster Sightings, board 17 on Neopets.
populated by mostly stupid people and ruled by the regs (amber, vaspim, leslie, julia, jennuh, olivia, shane, alaina, etc etc)
ems is betr dan ur dum boardz u faggots!!!11
Evil Thing And Monster Sightings Board on Neopets
Those GCer's have invaded the EMS!