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7. empty
When you're toey as a roman sandal and need a root you go for a? "EMPTY"
Person 1 - "Fuck I'm toey I might go for an empty"

Person 1's brother - "There's the Polly waffle off you trot"
1. empty
A feeling of hollowness.
I feel so empty now that he's gone.
2. empty
when someone has their house to themselves due to their parents being on holiday etc. usually resulting in parties, booze, drugs, clunge and the occasional 'mad cunt' who turns up just to cause trouble by 1. stealing your microwave or 2. shitting in your kettle
wee davie has an empty this weekend, plenty of booze, burds and it'll be full of mad cunts!!
3. Empty
(noun)

A bowl movement that leaves one feeling tired and hungry
Jordan: Hey, Tyrone! You wanna go to the movies tonight?
Tyrone: Naw, man, I just had an empty!
Jordan: Damn!
4. Empty
When a girl is not wearing any form of undergarment.
Look at that chick, she's empty!
5. Empty
Adj;

1: A person of limited ability, a disablist, a remedial. Little contained in the cranium.
1: "This office is giving me the hump! The boss is being a right Empty today"
6. Empty
A very ugly girl that you know or pass by in the street or club. Used to discribe the state of her Vagina when she goes home. She is so ugly, she wont get sex from anyone, thus, her vagina will be empty
That girl is empty, theres no way I'd fuck that.
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