| 1. | Imperium of Man | ||
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The Imperium of Man is the apex of human society, spanning the majority of the galaxy and consisting of many hundreds of trillions of Humans. Under the ever-seeing eye of the Emperor, it's military might is unmatchable and it's Imperial Guard and Space Marines are the finest fighting forces ever to be assembled. Xenos scum and heretical traitors fall by the thousands before it's mighty guns, it's terrifyingly powerful planet-killing fleets of starships, it's armoured tanks and troopers. For the Imperium of Man! Charge you dogs!
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| 2. | Imperium of Man | ||
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Short lived interstellar empire - also known as the Rule of Man or the second empire. Founded when the first valani empire fell to the terrans. Third Imperium dating sets this empire between the imperial dates of -2204 to -1776. the -1776 date is arbitrary and is noted as the financial collapse of the central treasury. This empire is the true Imperium of Man. The Sylean confederation can trace it's origins to the failings of the Imperium of Man.
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| 3. | Terra | ||
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Terra is the latin name for Earth. The planet we humans currently enhabit. Also in the fantacy wargame called "Warhammer 40 000" Terra is the name of the capital planet from whitch the Emperor of Mankind rules the Imperium. Space Marine battle cry: "FOR TERRA! FOR THE EMPEROR!"
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| 4. | The Emperor of Canada | ||
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The Emperor of Canada is a misogynitic wife-killing, leader relatively unconcerned with the goings on inside of the violent riotous matriarchal lands of what is known of as "Canada".
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It is said that he was the son of the last Emperor who built a castle in what is falsely known of as Ottawa or "Otterwa", this last Emperor being COMPLETELY oblivious and unknown to the rest of "Canada". It was said the previous Emperor was suffering from some form of schizophrenic disorder, and and may or may not have committed various violent crimes against women, starting with matricide. Noone has bothered to trace his lineage, and it is unknown who his father or grandparents were, or where he really came from. The public finally became aware of their Emperor when he declared war on what is falsely known of as the Northwest Territories. At this time he called for all able bodied men to take up arms, to which the women of "Canada" picked up their own arms in outrage over the blatant disregard for their practice of prohibiting men from picking up weapons or moving independently. The Emporer was, it is said intensly shocked at the ferocious matriarchal force, having had no idea of the nature of the society which he ruled. He had to retreat ironically into the very lands he had declared war on. He was allowed a small house there and the women of the southerm area of "Canada" were content that he remain out of their lands if indeed they didn't forget about him all together for the... |
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| 5. | Imperial Creed | ||
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The religious belief in the God-Emperor of Manknd and the expansion of the Imperium of Mankind. To follow this religion is to obey the will of the Emperor and live under his righteousness. Furthermore the followers must seek out the heretic, the mutant, and the xenos and destroy them. Today there are not many followers of this belief but The Emperor has forseen the future of Mankind and Man's destiny to conquer the stars and The Emperor is the one to lead Man. As said in the Imperial Creed 'The Emperor Protects'
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| 6. | jadgpanther | ||
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(1)n. In the Relic video game "Company of Heroes", a completely overpowered tank used in Europe by the Panzer Elite.
(2)n. A real World War II tank used by the Germans. American: "Man, we totally won this game."
British: "About time, eh chaps?" <Jadgpanther spawns, destroys two Shermans and a Churchill" British: "Bloody hell!" American: "That was bullshit! I can't believe that thing is a free unit!" Panzer Elite: "lolololololololol gg" |
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| 7. | Mysst | ||
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A short Filipno man with an afro. Known for founding the Anti-Texas Coalition and for declaring his rule over the world as it's Emperor. Mysst is the sexiest man ever.
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