schrödinger's emoticon 

An epic fail by Urban Dictionary as Work of the Day for Oct 4th 2014.
The definition read:
"An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(
The Internet is a horrible and wonderful place ):( <--"

However this aforementioned emoticon does not contain a happy face; it is merely two sad faces. The correct emoticon should be either " (:( " or " ):) "

Urban Dictionary is a horrible and wonderful place (:( <--Schrödinger's emoticon

schrödinger's emoticon by eruat October 4, 2014

fight me emoticon 

(ง'̀-'́)ง An emoticon/emoji of a person in a fist fighting stance. This emoticon is usually silly, and requires little concern.

(ง'̀-'́)ง (fight me emoticon) Fight me, Susan. Kidding. You know I love you, Susan. [<3}

fight me emoticon by missroxyspamcake January 16, 2016

schrödinger's emoticon 

Double epic fail of Correction entry for Oct 4th 2014 word of the day. It's :(:

Schrödinger's emoticon is often seen in the popular phrase "Bipolar is awesome!" :):

schrödinger's emoticon by DangerZone October 10, 2014

Emoticon Whore 

A term used to describe a person who excessivly uses emoticons on instant messaging programs such as MSN.

Jim: (smiley) hey (smiley)
Bob: Man, your such an emoticon whore.

Emoticon Whore by Monty June 19, 2006

Schrödinger's emoticon 

The emiticon that is never seen is both happy and sad at the same time.

If you had to display Schrödinger's emoticon it would be in a box to remain unobserved -> ⬜
If you were to look at it, it would have a determined, singular state.

Schrödinger's emoticon by ZUUL42 October 9, 2014

Emoticon Artist 

Someone who laces their text and instant messages with emoticons.

Joey: "Man, Heather is the most annoying texter I've ever seen! What's with the smiley faces and hearts?"

Harold: "You got that right. She's a fuckin' emoticon artist."

Emoticon Artist by Geoff AF March 23, 2010

emoticon rape 

The overuse of emoticons in a conversation, usually on MSN with those annoying custom emoticons...

Ryan says: hi :D :D :D :D (custom emoticon) (custom emoticon)

Sophie says: Hey.

Ryan says: wuts (custom emoticon) up? :P ;) :O :O (custom emoticon custom emoticon)

Sophie says: Not a lot.

Ryan says: :D :D :D That (custom emoticon)is so KOOL!! (custom emoticon custom emoticon) :) :) :) :P :(

Sophie says: Stop the emoticon rape.

emoticon rape by jadamcmiles December 18, 2006