emosplode 

When someone's feelings are hurt online for whatever reason and instead of being an adult they go to every forum they are on and whine/cry/scream/rant and act like a total ass to make themselves feel better.

"Did you see that kid emosplode at Jerry the other day? What a little douche!"

emosplode by Mal St.C February 8, 2012

emospider 

a emo memepage owner who is a scorpio and is madly in love with their boyfriend mello. their hobbies include shitposting and listening to deftones.

bro did you see emospiders new post about mello

emospider by vampireluvrxx June 23, 2021

emospider 

the most amazing instagram account. 10/10. absolutely based.

person: do you follow emospider ?
other person: obviously. they’re the reason i have deleted instagram.

emospider by ghostlyfungus June 23, 2021

Emospider 

So far the funniest Instagram account.

I follow emospider

Emospider by Ratsrsexy June 23, 2021

emospider 

the sexiest most horny scorpio meme page admin out there. no disagreement. deftones whore that has introduced deftones to more than 80 people. emo AF and the best lover #scorpioBf

“Wow that was so horny it reminded me of emospider”

emospider by emospider June 23, 2021

esplode 

An engrish translation of the word explode. Referenced in a Strongbad sketch.

Your head esplode.

esplode by Allana & Clifton April 18, 2006

emoployee 

1. Noun (derogatory). An overly dramatic, emotional, narcissistic and/or self-centered person who has been employed by a company or an individual in exchange for financial or other compensation.

2. An emo with a job.

Emoployee: But this task is HARD and all of the rest of you are STUPID! Why does everyone HATE me? I've been in this industry for over 3 MONTHS so I know EVERYTHING and can do everyone's job better than they can! What deadline? *cries*

Manager: Quit your whining and get back to work, emoployee!

emoployee by infuz May 27, 2008