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(Noun)
A human being, usually unable to determine the sex, mainly because their hair is of medium length, and they wear make-up, male or female. Usually can be found attempting to look "punk" with handkerchiefs hanging out of their pockets and a necktie around their neck even if they are wearing a T-shirt.

They can be found listening to Emo-screamo music, which usually involves the discussion of loving someone so much that you would cut your wrists for them, IN EVERY SONG. Emos demonstrate affection by hugging everyone they see because they cannot tell if their counterparts are boys or girls.

Emos can also be found next to cigarette vending machines because every single one of them enjoys a good puff, and being around everyone that smokes makes them feel accepted. They also enjoy spazzing out to their emo-screamo songs, and they're form of "dancing" usually looks like they are having a seizure.
"dude, that chick is having a seizure, call 911!"

"no moron, that's an Emosexual male listening to his screamo music"
emosexual by Brian H January 22, 2005
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An expression used when something is so AWESOME, it can only be described as EMOSEWA.
It's spelled backwards to show it's twice as awesome as normal.
Lanie: How's your taco?
Mateo: It's Emosewa, the best I've ever had.
Emosewa by GoldStarGrl August 4, 2011
See Emo.

Emosis is the stage in developing an emo personality when your personality is actively changing, and not sitting idly at one level. Sometimes one can stay in Emosis for a while, or is only in that stage for a short period of time.

Emosis can also be used to describe an emo personality that is changing its interests in music, clothing and the like.
Mom: Hmm... Ali seems to be getting depressed lately.
Dad: Maybe she is going through Emosis.
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Emo guy: Hey, did you hear that Ray is not listening to Hawthorne Heights?
Other Emo guy: Yeah, now he listens to Story of the Year. Emosis is a scary thing.
Emosis by MJForster February 2, 2006
Adj.
Inspiring awe
Expressing awe
Slang. Remarkable; outstanding
: an emosewa thunderstorm.
: stood in emosewa silence before the ancient ruins.
: “a totally emosewa arcade game” (Los Angeles Times).
emosewa by Fnar April 15, 2005
see: emoticons

Abbreviation for emoticons
:) :-) :D :( D: XD ^_^ >_< O.o O_O
emotes by Depherios November 15, 2003
A strange language spoken by emos. not to be confused with emoish which it is very closly related to. the only difference being there is a slightly stonger twang of american accent on emonese.
Emo 1: OMJ those skinny jeans rock
Emo 2: you're soooo right
Emo 1: Nick Jonas wore a pair just like them the other day

Person 1: look at those emos over there they're speaking emonese
Person 2: faggots
Emonese by acerjam123 January 1, 2010