An emopimp is a male emo teenager who has multiple attractive female friends that are younger. They like the emopimp because he is sweet and sensitive and loyal.
The female friends can be referred to as the emopimps hoe's.
They normally buy things for the emopimp they idolise and invite him to all events they attend. They love having their emopimp around because they believe he "makes things fun".
Hey, look at that player over there, with the five chicks all fighting over who gets to sit next to him!
That's not a player, he's an emo. He's an emopimp.
an emo kid who knws how to make money the PROPEr way so he can buy more happy feet and bullet for my valentine cds.... yes some emos DO like happy feet. but these are the kinds who are also one fry short of a happy meal.
emo pimps usually travel in groups of 2-14 depending on how much street cred this dood has.
person 1: oh my gosh! did you just see that emopimp walk by?
person 2: yeah... he sure does know how to make his money.... shit dont come cheap you know.
emo pimp: yeah i's just playin the hoodz seen soes i can buy the LIMITED EDITION black parade... i heard it has a picture of a dead bird in it.
*person 1&2 nod*
person 1: i feel your pain you sad sorry.... sexi emo pimp.