A cross between emo and goth,
Oh My God! That guy is so emog!
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An emotional person that dresses to the style of goth, but keeps the tradtional hair over one eye hair cut.
Black clothing, emo hair, thus emog
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Emoge; pronounced((em-uj))

Any one of the countless pictures that lame emo kids take of themselves and post along with the definition of emo on urban dictionary or myspace.com; in short, an emo-image.

Often they brush their jet black (died from a natural color) hair over their face as much as possible. Guys wear women's pants. Girls usually wear skirts and pants. A lot of them where black, square-rimmed glasses because they like the Weezer "Beverly Hills Video" (1)

IMPORTANT: you can't look right at the lense. you have to pretend like your life is so bad that you don't care to look directly in the camera because you are too busy thinking about how everything sucks and how much that song by All-American Rejects makes sense to you, even if they stole the idea for their video from post-secret.com.

But it is you, in fact, that has set the timer on your 5-mega-pixel digital camera that you got from you parents for you birthday to take the emoge and post it wherever you think people will be intrigued by how unhappy you look.

And you probably have tried your hardest to look like any member of FallOutBoy, even though they play a lot of drop D, palm-muted power chords with one finger.

(1) it is important to note that Weezer is not emo, but emo's, screamo's and popper's have adopted their look.
(s.) Mark pulled his hair over his eyes and put on some ladies' Seven brand jeans so that he could post his emoge along with his myspace profile.

(pl). There are over 250 emoges along with the urbandictionary definition of emo, and even more on myspace.
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A brain disease that causes the person affected by it to act like an Emo or a Goth. It is highly contagious and can be spread through any of the following methods:
Sex,
Breathing,
Sneezing or coughing,
Licking,
Spitting,
Farting,
Burping,
or shitting on a persons face.

Symptoms of Emogitis:

EMOGITIS SYMPTOMS:

STAGE1: You begin stabbing and cutting yourself, aswell as others. This may also be defined as slitting your wrists to relieve the pain. Which is the most dipshit retarded thing ever because by cutting yourself you make yourself feel more pain you utter dumbass. If this is you, then your an ass and jesus hates you.

STAGE2: You begin listening to crappy emo bands like evanessence. Anyone not under the influence of emogitis will realize that all her songs sound the same, like crap. .

STAGE3: You start wearing all black clothing and eyeliner with painted nails like a f*ggy man-girl. This is by far the most common stage. For women, its the exact opposite almost. They will start dressing all blac in dyke clothing and are usually fatass hippos who tiny Invader Zim T-shirts cannot contain the mounds of blubber bursting from within.

STAGE4:You begin writing crappy shitty emo poetry that when read sounds like youve been smoking pot in the cemetary after attending an MCR concert. Which is usually what alot of MCR fans do, because its the only way to make MCRs music make any sense. When the cops find your naked ass passed out from humping a tombstone you THOUGHT was amy lee, be sure to shout: "Im not Okay! (I promise)"

STAGE5: You and your friends look like a bunch of Transexual KISS fanatics. nuff' said about this.

STAGE6: You think "Good Charlotte" makes good music. Which they don't, douchebag.

Stage7: Slumming

Stage8: Having sex with dead deer/and or dead horses. you sick bastard.

DANGER: EMOGITIS AFFECTS MILLIONS.

CURES:

Cure1: You must find a dead cow and hump it for 50 hours straight while listening to Benny Hill music, prefferably the song "Yakety Sax".

Cure2: A direct hit to the testicles, balls, gonads, family jewels, nuts, twins, sack, jew gold, nutsack, moneybags, teabag or whatever the hell you prefer to call them. A swift kick to the balls cures everything. However if its a woman than there only hope is to go back to Cure # 1.
Emogitis Victim:
Hi my name is bob and im cutting my wrists.

Sam: Hi my name is sam and im kicking bob in his balls.

Emogitis Victim(bob): wow that hurts like a bitch, thank god im cured.

Emogits Victim#2(Amy):
Hi my name is amy and I have emogitis but no balls, what should I do?

Sam: Hump a dead cow for 50 hours wile listening to benny hill music.

Emogitis Victim#2(Amy):
Im humping a dead cow now, only 50 hours left to go.
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The perfect balance of being both emotional and logical.

First used by @ScorpiYogi on Twitter, June 27th, 2017.
It's important to find balance within oneself. Don't be overly emotional, don't be too cold and logic based. One must learn to be emogical. Seek balance between the two.
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a emo preson
im imemoge
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An emo-gency is the sudden onset of heightened or exaggerated emotions.

A regular daily situation that has become an emergency purely because of a state of being emo.

See PMS
uh oh.. my babe is having an emogency!
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