The emo death fall ritual 

The act of standing over a dick, spreading your legs, and commiting suicide, therefore falling onto the dick and having your corpse be penetrated and bringing joy to the other person as they cry when using your corpse to pleasure themselves. After they are finished they throw the body into a nearby dumpster, set it on fire, and roll it down a hill while shoving a raw fish up their ass.

This ritual was apparently invented when Columbus discovered America, and found several drawings for instructions.

The ritual is believed to cure the disease of being necrophilic and emo, but so far it has only been a 3% chance.

Her: "I don't wanna live anymore I miss my daddy but I'm also horny :^("
Him: "Let's perform the emo death fall ritual"
Her: "k but I really miss my daddy"
Him: "I honestly don't care and neither does anybody else"
Her: "I want to do it now"
Him: "Fantastic"

The emo death fall ritual by Gizrik October 3, 2016

Emo death-wishers 

1./ These people need to get a life, just because a sub-culture which exists doesn't mean you need to put it down.

2./ People who do this are commonly known as neds or just emo haters and these people have no appreciation for music or individuality.

3./ Not every emo cuts so you need to go and try to think of a better basis on which to judge this sub-culture

4./ When these jack-offs insult emo's they cannot think of something worth saying and they say shit like "Fuck off you fucking emo" These people need some originality.

5./ And two more things

- </3

- XxX

These symbols are for heartbreak and love, get over yourselves and try not to almost implode when you see them with emo deathness.

XxX- The End -XxX

"Oh my god!We are emo death-wishers!! Look at the state of you, your eyes are black and you have converse shoes! *gasps* You are such a fucking emo and you should die for it! You are not normal! *implodes*

Emo death-wishers by Iain Cameron December 9, 2008